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the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”

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daftpatience

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

louceph

godzilla doodle

lakevida

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

#I'll start creaking one floorboard rapidly to do an epic riff

taalasbiili

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detectivehole

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

dilong

It’s been a hot minute since I posted art so here’s this weird parrot I drew:)

Based on a recent publication about Sinopterus and the color of its integument and head crest, the feathers being a dark iridescent with greens, blues, and purples throughout. The crest being horizontally striped and with magenta pigments, the soft tissue elements around the eye and coloration on the chin are speculative. It is such a striking and unique animal and further cements my love for pterosaurs.

#dilong my man!

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

mbari-blog

A little deep-sea sparkle ✨

Bloody-belly comb jellies are ctenophores. Like other comb jellies, they swim by beating rows of tiny, hair-like cilia. The shimmering display in this video isn't bioluminescence—it's light from MBARI's ROV diffracting through those transparent cilia, creating a dazzling rainbow effect.

These twilight zone treasures are found in the North Pacific Ocean and measure about 16 centimeters (six inches) across. At the depths where these comb jellies live, their crimson color appears black, helping them disappear into the darkness. Sometimes the ocean's most spectacular light shows come from animals that are masters of staying hidden.

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mcromwell

did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them

and then even smaller

bakersfield-row

wheredidalltheusersgo

shaddy-bee

emiru-art

YEAH YOU TELL THEM!!! BAAAAAAA

adamtotscomix

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I am rebranding this page to only feature CHRISTIAN content, as to better reflect my identity as a straight Christian conservative FAMILY MAN. I am filled with the Holy Spirit and I am now accepting auditions for a wife who is humble and focused on producing a family of ONLY BOY CHILDREN. Do not apply if you cannot provide sons. I look forward to sharing my new Chris†ian Comix™ with all you fierce divas! Stay tuned and stay in CHURCH!

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adamtotscomix

LMAOOOO

adamtotscomix

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swarnpert

*right clicks on you*

swarnpert

*views your properties*

gummiehell

dramatic-dolphin

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

apricops

“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool

“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help

“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them

“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill

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