screaming at the moon. another past time.

get to know me: lily | 24 | she/her | pisces

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recent stuff:

Blind Date (Bartender!Remus x Reader)

The Art of Hating You (Arranged Marriage Sirius x Reader)

In Safe Hands (Bartender!Remus x Reader

dead wax sneak peek part 3

remus: *to lily* yeah but you go both ways don’t you?

lily: yep

james: *to sirius and remus* do you reckon you’d ever like… shag another bloke?

remus: *bursts out laughing* why? are you offering?

james: absolutely not

remus: dunno. never really thought about it.

sirius: i would, i reckon. i mean, you can’t just rule stuff out can you?

james: i think you can

sirius: no like. i actually feel it in my bones this time. im going to be a rockstar. like a famous one.

remus: yeah you say this every time you start a new band

sirius: yeah but it’s different this time

remus: yeah but you say it’s different every time

james: wait wait. just remember this moment *gestures to the pub* then we can look back on it when you’re famous.

sirius: yeah and we’ll remember that you *points at remus* took the piss

bc tell me why I haven’t seen a SINGLE thing you’ve posted on my feed in like 6 months. Tell me why ain’t nothing but a heartache. Tell me why it won’t send me notifications when you post. Tell me why ain’t nothing but a mistake Tell me why it won’t send me notifications when you MESSAGE. TELL ME WHY Any time I try to tag you in something it just goes ‘mmm nah lol’ and I have to type out your whole ass username instead of it coming up in the suggestions. Tell me why I never wanna hear you say. Tell me WHY, as if all that wasn’t bad enough, it won’t even let me send posts to you without typing your whole ass username—people I messaged 2 years ago when i first got tumblr back and then never spoke to again come up as suggestions to send posts to, but the person I speak to on a daily freaking basis? Why would I Want to send it to her. Like what is that? Why must it be this way😩😩😩😩

okay this whole thing just made me laugh in front of the whole office hahah.

but also WHY is this happening what the hell!!!

so we invite them over and the night before i’m like “we need to have a tidy tonight before they come tomorrow” and he goes “it’s okay i’m off tomorrow so i’ll do it”

then while i’m at work he cleans the entire house, buys ingredients for dinner (and a new flavour of tea for me to try), cooks dinner, picks both my nanas up, is so sweet to them while they’re here and then drops them home afterwards.

“you guys look like a lovely couple, if you let us pat you down you can skip the queue”

and me and him were like “uhhh okay sure” and then they were talking to us about us being together and the whole time we were both just trying to hold back laughter because they couldn’t have been more wrong.

then just before they let us go through my friend goes to them “yeah no we’re not a couple by the way. we’re just friends” and they just looked at us like we were insane.