a soft sound

did he come ur way

i thought he was going to, but then he went into his kennel… such a tease. rejection is hard from “man’s best friend”

i don't like the word friendzone but im pretty sure u just got friendzoned by ur pet HEY petzoned! nice, cat

stop im nice as heck

nahhhhhhhh

why are you trying to hurt me :-(

did he come ur way

cat’s rude af

stop im nice as heck

OH WELL WHAT CAN U do

I’ll make it up to ya we’ll have a shindig 

Will there be food

hey

i miSSED YOUR BIRTHDAY

OH WELL WHAT CAN U do

HECK I SLEPT THROUGH MOST OF IT IM LMAO THANK U SO MUCH PRINCESA THANK U FOT BEING IN MY LIFE AND BEING U

Chris is taken, ry

let me dream ,,,,,,,, LET ME FUCKIN DREAM …

Reality hits you hard my son

give my brother a few years and he might get there

i might be married by that time

Chris is taken, ry

[shamelessly hits on everybody’s attractive siblings]

give my brother a few years and he might get there

I want snug

come snug

I no longer want snug