WTNV Proverbs

Kangaroos are deer abbreviated.

Girl, did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause there’s a giant crater where you landed and radiation levels are spiking.

On second thought, a million dollars is pretty cool. Finger guns to you, million dollars!

Dress for the job you want: sports team mascot. Not the job you have: customer service manager.

True change starts with the person in the mirror. He’s standing far behind you, barely visible. He’s really going to change things.

This one real trick doesn’t seem to have any real purpose. But maybe give it a try anyway.

How do I love thee? Let me tally up all the points I’ve assigned to your personal value with respect to my needs.

Live every moment as if it was just one of the two and a half billion moments you have in your life.

Keep your eye on the ball. Keep your lungs on the court. Leave your stomach in the locker room.

Anything is a piñata if you hit it hard enough.

My name for the pony I have been planning to get one day has been Ponye West, for years. But for obvious reasons, I have recently changed it to Janelle PoNeigh. This wasn’t written for me by Joseph, these are the actual names I’ve made up for my dream pony. Thank you.

Our money back guarantee: when you die, the world gets your money back.

Hey, what’s your sign? Mine’s a stop sign. I stole it from an intersection, and I hold it up every time someone tries to talk to me.

Pick a company and invest all your money in it. The absolute worst that could happen is that you’ll lose every cent and it would be terrifying and life-changing, so give it a shot.

I believe in tough love. Also, tough tenderness, tough vulnerability, and a daily session of tough mindfulness meditation.

Bite your tongue. Fun, right?

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