The City

You’re like a horny puppy sometimes, bud.

Sometimes?

Well, when was your last sexual encounter?

Did you really?

Of course. Okay maybe not.

*chuckles gently* silly you

Well, wait for that exciting thing then. It’ll come babe.

Thanks for being so sure.

Aim high and succeed strong.

Wasn’t me, my man!

Ugh, I will probably never figure it out there are so many people in this house.

Do you need some clothes? I can lend you some

I am an author, love.

Hm. So could I, but I guess we don’t all get our desires

Sad.

You're like a horny puppy sometimes, bud.

Well, I guess you must love it then!

I could use a blowjob though.

Hm. So could I, but I guess we don't all get our desires

Is it entertaining?

Sometimes I like it more than I enjoy blowjobs.

Well, I guess you must love it then!

Does that mean I need to start watching this web series?

Only if you want to.

Is it entertaining?

Who said that? Or is that your general opinion?

It’s from The Most Popular Girls In School Web Series. But it’s also my opinion.

Does that mean I need to start watching this web series?

Boo, you whore.

The point of Mean Girls is to tell the story of a magnificent and beautiful Regina George, who was repeatedly attacked by a little red-headed troll, who was jealous of her amazing life and eventually tricks her into walking in front of a bus. 

Who said that? Or is that your general opinion?

One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

I heard he’s cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane O’man in the projection room above the auditorium.

Boo, you whore.

It’s always been the biggest honour to be Trent Chase’s brother. Have you seen that guy? He’s hot as hell. I’m lucky to be his twin.

I heard he’s doing car commercials in Japan.

One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

Okay, then I will sob my heart out and hug you really tight. Y’know, to reassure myself that you’re still a living thing. I’m so nervous, though. What if I spend all this time making it and nobody buys it?

They’ll buy it. Don’t forget that now you’re more than just Grant Chase, poet. You’re Grant Chase, writer, reality tv star and Trent Chase’s brother, which is like the biggest honor.

It's always been the biggest honour to be Trent Chase's brother. Have you seen that guy? He's hot as hell. I'm lucky to be his twin.