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Wait, do they actually pickle the ball…. Or……

Pool table but it's covered with dimples like a golf ball

What does the elevator do after you get off? Where does it go to hang out? Someday maybe I'll stay on and find out.

What would you do if you opened the pear hatch and all you found was a hair patch

browser extension that autoplays the national anthem on country wikipedia pages

Cloaca havers pride flag design contest

Petition to change the Washington Redskins to the Washington Rednecks

pushing the carriage of the typewriter back to the start of a new line is charging it. Charging of typing machines went from frequent and manual to infrequent and electrical

Calling it now: in a few years Duolingo will have a feature where they call your phone and demand the translations to various vocabulary words

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