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Ahh, sorry Firecracker! Been busy with the vultures! You're always more'n welcome to drop by, though!
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@wranglinspiders
I’ve been wonderin’ where Tara and the others were.. Haven’t seen em since.
Ahh, sorry Firecracker! Been busy with the vultures! You're always more'n welcome to drop by, though!

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[BanHammer and Co. in Lost Temple, Part 2!]
[It appears Grappling Hook has MANY new visitors to the campsite, courtesy of Chuck and Tara. They all look rather different from one another, but the one that stands out the most was the tallest one. Even taller than Tara, and wielding a hammer as tall as a small tree, and four eyes instead of two.]
“So this is your base oph operations…? Surprised anyone can live in this oven…I’ve been sweating since we got here and I’m not even in my armor! And I brought supplies!”
[He was talking to Chuck, specifically. Looking down at him since he is indeed very short]
@chucks-rocks-at-u
@wranglinspiders
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@sword1437
[OOC: Make sure to take turns gang cus we have a LOT of people. I can DM people for turn order if needed]
[ Grappling Hook was starting to wonder where half of their main team had gotten to, having to do all the work around here by themselves was exhausting... Oh they were going to have some big stern talks about this once the duo got back from their patrol. Hook was busy sorting some arrangements for some other wranglers as the group rolled up, catching the attention of everyone in the camp ogled like they were a roadside attraction. ]
[ Grapple turned around and just stared for a few moments before storming over to the group, stunned beyond belief that they'd trust some random group of what looked to be armed strangers right to their base of operations.. And without restraints no less! They ignored the newcomers for now and immediately grabbed both Tara and Chucks collars yanking them in close. ]
Where in lost temples great name have yall been?! I been running this place damn near solo! And who's this company ya bought along? We can't keep takin' in every poor straggler ya find, thats more mouths to feed that we just can't cover! Ye know how tight we are with the churchs greed and hold on supplies...
[ Grappling Hook let go and crossed their arms, huffing as they eyed the new company. They usually weren't this angry around others for a first impression... But this was important! Too much stuff has been happening as of late and they needed to be careful. ]
I'll get ta you lot in a second, come with me. We can talk in private. I have a feelin' I know already what yall's are lookin' for. Always the same three or four reasons nowadays...
[ They turned and started walking, bull tail lashing behind them as they made their way to the usual meeting tent. This could take awhile... ]
—Chuck let out a loud squeak once Grappling Hook pulled both him and Tara in by their collars, his sweat dropping as he refused to make direct eye contact with Hook. He had to admit, he didn't like seeing them mad—
'M sorry, Hook... We didn't mean t'cause ya more trouble...
—His voice was quiet, and Chuck lowered his head in shame. He'd practically forgotten about how angry he was at Tara for grabbing him and putting him over her shoulder!—
I promise I'll be 'round tomorrow ta help, for now just.. hear 'em out. They could help with the whole cult issue.
@wranglinspiders
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@tyrant-w4rden
woah— woah ?
i quietly said to myself , watching the scene unfold in front of me . pondering if i should do something
we dont … plan to be here long .. ?
i whispered as if i was announcing something . i kept watching as we stood close to banhammer , him hearing my unsure sentences .
@tyrant-w4rden
“I mean hopephully not. We don’t have a lot of time to dilly-dally!”
“Plus, we have our own supplies! We’re most definitely prepared!”
[He just waits around for them to stop arguing about whatever]
@kumonohoshi
@wranglinspiders
@vinestaffette
@chucks-rocks-at-u
She sets Chuck down as Hook scolds them, holding one hand up to her hat to tilt it down in shame. Chipper copies the motion, pulling down his tiny hat in tiny shame.
"Sorry, boss. Was just taking Tess out for a bit so she can stretch her wings... she's been a bit mopey since that cultist clipped her a couple weeks ago. Musta lost track of time up there."
She's used to being scolded for bringing outsiders in, though. She often needs to be reminded that outsiders generally can't be trusted.
"Ah, don't worry, don't worry, we ain't recruitin' 'em! Figured we could let 'em in since those two are Darkage and all... Plus, that little red one looks like a sparrow! How could I say no to that face?"
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
—A very short Inphernal approaches Banhammer and co. By the looks of it, seems like he was part of the Redcliff Wranglers—
Hm.. the Warden of the Banlands.. yer a loooong way from home, ain't'cha?
@chucks-rocks-at-u
[BanHammer pauses, cocking his head to the side, and singals the others to stop. This must’ve been one of the Wranglers he was told about…]
“Eh? So what iph we are? We’re on an important mission of justice! And who are you supposed to be?”
[He also takes notice of how short this Inphernal is, given he’s like 7 feet tall himself. Oh my Swords, do NOT start laughing-]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Name's Chuck. If yer gonna be treadin' these parts with all that armor on... Yer gonna end up meltin'.
—Chuck raised his head to look up at Banhammer. This annoyed him quite a bit, he hated being shorter than usual.—
Now.. y'mind tellin' me what yer doin' on Wrangler turf, or am I gonna have to find out m'self?
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“…Well if you’re really that curious, my squad and I are on a mission to phind the Church oph the True Eye and bring them down phor the murder oph Katana and all the other crimes they’ve committed!”
“I was told we’d come across some kind of…Recliphph Wranglers out here. I’m guessing that would be one oph you?”
[He peeks back to his group just to see how they were reactions to the situation]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Yer after that freakish cult?! Eugh... Those weirdos creep me off.
—Chuck visibly shivered, shaking his head right after—
Anyway, yep. 'm part of the Wranglers. An' if ye want to go after the church... Yer not exactly goin' to find it so easy, big guy.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“Eh? What do you mean we’re not gonna phind it? We came all this way just phor that, and I have a score to settle with most of em…”
“You guys live out here right? Don’t you guys know where it is?”
[He looked confused, and maybe a little mad, mainly because he didn’t want this entire trip to be a waste of time.]
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@sword1437
We do. But ye think we're just gon' tell ya? Goin' there is like a suicide mission, even if yer the darn Warden.
—Chuck crossed his arms as he spoke, the moth antenna on his head gave a light twitch—
If yer sayin' y'wanna go because yer investigatin' a murder... I can assure ye they already know yer comin'. It ain't safe.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
…excuse me ?? they already know ? suicide mission ??
how could that be we literally just got here !
i slightly regret the action of coming here , before quickly remembering the reason shaking my head .
@vinestaffette
@kumonohoshi
Listen. Those cultists.. it's hard t'know what's goin' on in their heads. Why do ye think we Wranglers just keep to ourselves, kid? Sure we try 'n get back our territory but we ain't actively lookin' for fights.
—Chuck sighed, shaking his head. He knew this would be a bad idea—
Look... I can send ye their way but.. I ain't gon' be responsible if ye get hurt or worse.
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@tyrant-w4rden
Vultures have been passing by overhead for a while now. Usually, when outsiders come into the desert, it means an easy meal for them. Wait for them to collapse from the heat and move in to finish the job.
Sand swirls through the air as a vulture descends, the powerful beats of its wings stirring up dust. It lands nearby to Chuck, revealing a large Inphernal on its back.
She hops down, gives the vulture some pats and a treat, and walks over to the group, her hat drawn low over her eyes so as to obscure her face. She's taller than all of them, excluding Banhammer. Judging by the size of her arms, she might be the groups muscle.
She stands there ominously by Chuck, attempting to look intimidating towards the strange outsiders... before she finally tilts her hat up to reveal a friendly face. She beams when she sees Vine Staff and Shuriken.
"Well, they didn't tell me we had Darkage in the area! Sorry 'bout the scare, hehe... just thought Chuck here could use some backup was all! Hard to tell if you was cultists from the air!"
—Chuck glared at Tara, giving her a look that said "I could've handled this on my own". But of course, he didn't complain one bit. I mean, it was best to stay on her good side after all.—
They ain't cultists, but they are lookin' for 'em. Big Warden here said they're lookin' for the church, 'pparently somethin' 'bout an Inphernal called Katana dyin' at their hands...
@tyrant-w4rden
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
<at the mention of Katana, vinestaff’s face becomes a bit uncomfortable. they quickly shrug it off.>
“ yes , we are looking for the church - i think everyone has their individual reasons , but our team knows there is probably gonna be action ! so if either of you could help out, even in the slightest. . . “
@tyrant-w4rden
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@wranglinspiders
“Yeah, what she said. You guys have been phighting with those cultist phreaks too right? Why don’t we team up?! With our combined strength, those rats won’t stand a chance!”
[…Banhammer, what is it with you and trying to recruit people. Oh, and now he’s noticed the other Wrangler next to Chuck.]
“Oh hello!…wow you’re almost as tall as me!”
@sword1437
@wranglinspiders
@kumonohoshi
@chucks-rocks-at-u
...I mean, when ya put it that way... I guess it ain't a half bad idea.
—Chuck sighed softly crossing his arms and thinking for a moment—
For now... Guess we can just bring ya bunch back to our camp. Tara 'n I can lead the way.
—The short cowboy then signaled to the whole bunch to follow along, oh how he wished he'd brought Bella along today.—
@tyrant-w4rden
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
@wranglinspiders
“Great! Lead the way, S- mister!”
[He almost called him ‘shortstack’ for a moment there. Good catch.]
[He follows the two alongside his group]
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@wranglinspiders
i give banhammer a quick glance , slowly breaking into a small smile trying not to laugh .
mmmhm !
@tyrant-w4rden
She frowns at the news of Katana's death. She did mention knowing some Darkage people, so... maybe she knew some people who knew him. The dark expression in her face lifts in an instant at Banhammer's comment on her height, prompting a hearty laugh from the Inphernal.
"Well, ain't you an observant one! I sure am! Makes wranglin' animals a heckuva lot easier, I'll tell you what. It's rare I meet someone taller than myself!"
She listens idly to the rest of the conversation, nodding along.
"We're taking them back to base? Works for me! I can introduce you all to the vultures! They're real cuddly things, they just look scary is all. Just, er, watch yer fingers when you pet 'em. Fingers are their favorite snack."
She walks alongside Chuck, glancing back at the group and lifting her hand up to her horns. A spider crawls out from under her hat and onto her hand, as she affixes a tiny, haphazardly made cowboy hat onto its head.
"Normally, I'd love to help you guys out! Buuut... it ain't up to me, that's all Hook's decision. He's reasonable, though! Plus... it ain't a good idea to take the church on heads-on like that. A lot of 'em are good folk, just... lost their way is all. Like that, errr... Who was it they just picked up? Some fella with a fancy lookin' rifle? I know some people who'd give a lot to shoot that thing!"
Wow. She'll talk your ear off if you let her.
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@chucks-rocks-at-u
@tyrant-w4rden
—Chuck glared at Banhammer and Sword. He could tell EXACTLY what Banhammer was going to say and what Sword was getting all giggly about. He absolutely hated the fact he knew that.—
AHEM. Let's just get ya all back to camp for now. It ain't too far from here.
—His tone had shifted, a little bit more and he'd practically be growling out his words.—
—He began to lead the way, of course he walked at his own pace right now so.. maybe he'd need a bit of aid if they all wanted to get back faster.—
@tyrant-w4rden
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
@wranglinspiders
She looks between Sword, Banhammer, and Chuck, slowly understanding the unsaid joke based on Chuck's scowling. "Awww, c'mon, Chuck, I know the way better'n ya! Here, lemme give ya a hand!" She promptly scoops him up, slinging him over her shoulder. "We're gonna roast if'n ya keep walkin' like that! Just think of poor Chipper, shrivelin' up in the sun 'cause you wanted to take in the sights..." Her spider clambers from her hand to one of Chuck's horns as she settles him on her shoulder like a sack of corn.It's clear from her tone and how comfortable she is throwing him around like this that she messes with her friends a lot. Just part of the Redcliff charm!
@tyrant-w4rden
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
"Hey..? Tarantula? I was wondering if you could make me like.. maybe one thing that’s somewhat similar to your outfits…? I understand if not due to the whole.. Church spy thing. Maybe just something to hide my eye or just a simple shawl, either works."
Seer was fidgeting with her hands, only really in the settlement since she was allowed if watched, she was still technically apart of the Church and KORBLOX after all.
— @all-futures-blur
((My girl is just me whenever asking for anything I fear))
She bristles at being approached by the Seer, clearly not very happy with the fact a Church member is in their camp.
"I... ah... y'know, I would, but... wouldn't ya know it, Chipper's gotta rest up! 'Fraid they're too tired to go makin' all that silk... hehe..."
Despite that, she seems to try to be friendly and professional. Whether or not she's succeeding in being friendly and professional is up to interpretation.
don't tell anyone else but you're my favourite one
Don't ask why I've never talked to you before I'm just a guyyyy ooooo spooky noises
Awww, y'all are just too sweet! Yer gonna make Chipper all jealous sayin' things like that! Don't worry, though, we ain't gonna tell the others!

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@vinerosestaff
Err... I'm sorry, I think ya got the wrong person, friend! No Slings here!
—A very short Inphernal approaches Banhammer and co. By the looks of it, seems like he was part of the Redcliff Wranglers—
Hm.. the Warden of the Banlands.. yer a loooong way from home, ain't'cha?
@chucks-rocks-at-u
[BanHammer pauses, cocking his head to the side, and singals the others to stop. This must’ve been one of the Wranglers he was told about…]
“Eh? So what iph we are? We’re on an important mission of justice! And who are you supposed to be?”
[He also takes notice of how short this Inphernal is, given he’s like 7 feet tall himself. Oh my Swords, do NOT start laughing-]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Name's Chuck. If yer gonna be treadin' these parts with all that armor on... Yer gonna end up meltin'.
—Chuck raised his head to look up at Banhammer. This annoyed him quite a bit, he hated being shorter than usual.—
Now.. y'mind tellin' me what yer doin' on Wrangler turf, or am I gonna have to find out m'self?
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“…Well if you’re really that curious, my squad and I are on a mission to phind the Church oph the True Eye and bring them down phor the murder oph Katana and all the other crimes they’ve committed!”
“I was told we’d come across some kind of…Recliphph Wranglers out here. I’m guessing that would be one oph you?”
[He peeks back to his group just to see how they were reactions to the situation]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Yer after that freakish cult?! Eugh... Those weirdos creep me off.
—Chuck visibly shivered, shaking his head right after—
Anyway, yep. 'm part of the Wranglers. An' if ye want to go after the church... Yer not exactly goin' to find it so easy, big guy.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“Eh? What do you mean we’re not gonna phind it? We came all this way just phor that, and I have a score to settle with most of em…”
“You guys live out here right? Don’t you guys know where it is?”
[He looked confused, and maybe a little mad, mainly because he didn’t want this entire trip to be a waste of time.]
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@sword1437
We do. But ye think we're just gon' tell ya? Goin' there is like a suicide mission, even if yer the darn Warden.
—Chuck crossed his arms as he spoke, the moth antenna on his head gave a light twitch—
If yer sayin' y'wanna go because yer investigatin' a murder... I can assure ye they already know yer comin'. It ain't safe.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
…excuse me ?? they already know ? suicide mission ??
how could that be we literally just got here !
i slightly regret the action of coming here , before quickly remembering the reason shaking my head .
@vinestaffette
@kumonohoshi
Listen. Those cultists.. it's hard t'know what's goin' on in their heads. Why do ye think we Wranglers just keep to ourselves, kid? Sure we try 'n get back our territory but we ain't actively lookin' for fights.
—Chuck sighed, shaking his head. He knew this would be a bad idea—
Look... I can send ye their way but.. I ain't gon' be responsible if ye get hurt or worse.
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@tyrant-w4rden
Vultures have been passing by overhead for a while now. Usually, when outsiders come into the desert, it means an easy meal for them. Wait for them to collapse from the heat and move in to finish the job.
Sand swirls through the air as a vulture descends, the powerful beats of its wings stirring up dust. It lands nearby to Chuck, revealing a large Inphernal on its back.
She hops down, gives the vulture some pats and a treat, and walks over to the group, her hat drawn low over her eyes so as to obscure her face. She's taller than all of them, excluding Banhammer. Judging by the size of her arms, she might be the groups muscle.
She stands there ominously by Chuck, attempting to look intimidating towards the strange outsiders... before she finally tilts her hat up to reveal a friendly face. She beams when she sees Vine Staff and Shuriken.
"Well, they didn't tell me we had Darkage in the area! Sorry 'bout the scare, hehe... just thought Chuck here could use some backup was all! Hard to tell if you was cultists from the air!"
—Chuck glared at Tara, giving her a look that said "I could've handled this on my own". But of course, he didn't complain one bit. I mean, it was best to stay on her good side after all.—
They ain't cultists, but they are lookin' for 'em. Big Warden here said they're lookin' for the church, 'pparently somethin' 'bout an Inphernal called Katana dyin' at their hands...
@tyrant-w4rden
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
<at the mention of Katana, vinestaff’s face becomes a bit uncomfortable. they quickly shrug it off.>
“ yes , we are looking for the church - i think everyone has their individual reasons , but our team knows there is probably gonna be action ! so if either of you could help out, even in the slightest. . . “
@tyrant-w4rden
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@wranglinspiders
“Yeah, what she said. You guys have been phighting with those cultist phreaks too right? Why don’t we team up?! With our combined strength, those rats won’t stand a chance!”
[…Banhammer, what is it with you and trying to recruit people. Oh, and now he’s noticed the other Wrangler next to Chuck.]
“Oh hello!…wow you’re almost as tall as me!”
@sword1437
@wranglinspiders
@kumonohoshi
@chucks-rocks-at-u
...I mean, when ya put it that way... I guess it ain't a half bad idea.
—Chuck sighed softly crossing his arms and thinking for a moment—
For now... Guess we can just bring ya bunch back to our camp. Tara 'n I can lead the way.
—The short cowboy then signaled to the whole bunch to follow along, oh how he wished he'd brought Bella along today.—
@tyrant-w4rden
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
@wranglinspiders
“Great! Lead the way, S- mister!”
[He almost called him ‘shortstack’ for a moment there. Good catch.]
[He follows the two alongside his group]
@sword1437
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@wranglinspiders
i give banhammer a quick glance , slowly breaking into a small smile trying not to laugh .
mmmhm !
@tyrant-w4rden
She frowns at the news of Katana's death. She did mention knowing some Darkage people, so... maybe she knew some people who knew him. The dark expression in her face lifts in an instant at Banhammer's comment on her height, prompting a hearty laugh from the Inphernal.
"Well, ain't you an observant one! I sure am! Makes wranglin' animals a heckuva lot easier, I'll tell you what. It's rare I meet someone taller than myself!"
She listens idly to the rest of the conversation, nodding along.
"We're taking them back to base? Works for me! I can introduce you all to the vultures! They're real cuddly things, they just look scary is all. Just, er, watch yer fingers when you pet 'em. Fingers are their favorite snack."
She walks alongside Chuck, glancing back at the group and lifting her hand up to her horns. A spider crawls out from under her hat and onto her hand, as she affixes a tiny, haphazardly made cowboy hat onto its head.
"Normally, I'd love to help you guys out! Buuut... it ain't up to me, that's all Hook's decision. He's reasonable, though! Plus... it ain't a good idea to take the church on heads-on like that. A lot of 'em are good folk, just... lost their way is all. Like that, errr... Who was it they just picked up? Some fella with a fancy lookin' rifle? I know some people who'd give a lot to shoot that thing!"
Wow. She'll talk your ear off if you let her.
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@chucks-rocks-at-u
@tyrant-w4rden
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// i most certainly am okay with that! i like when people interact w my blogs no matter who it is haha
excluding some obvious exceptions ofc
—A very short Inphernal approaches Banhammer and co. By the looks of it, seems like he was part of the Redcliff Wranglers—
Hm.. the Warden of the Banlands.. yer a loooong way from home, ain't'cha?
@chucks-rocks-at-u
[BanHammer pauses, cocking his head to the side, and singals the others to stop. This must’ve been one of the Wranglers he was told about…]
“Eh? So what iph we are? We’re on an important mission of justice! And who are you supposed to be?”
[He also takes notice of how short this Inphernal is, given he’s like 7 feet tall himself. Oh my Swords, do NOT start laughing-]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Name's Chuck. If yer gonna be treadin' these parts with all that armor on... Yer gonna end up meltin'.
—Chuck raised his head to look up at Banhammer. This annoyed him quite a bit, he hated being shorter than usual.—
Now.. y'mind tellin' me what yer doin' on Wrangler turf, or am I gonna have to find out m'self?
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“…Well if you’re really that curious, my squad and I are on a mission to phind the Church oph the True Eye and bring them down phor the murder oph Katana and all the other crimes they’ve committed!”
“I was told we’d come across some kind of…Recliphph Wranglers out here. I’m guessing that would be one oph you?”
[He peeks back to his group just to see how they were reactions to the situation]
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
Yer after that freakish cult?! Eugh... Those weirdos creep me off.
—Chuck visibly shivered, shaking his head right after—
Anyway, yep. 'm part of the Wranglers. An' if ye want to go after the church... Yer not exactly goin' to find it so easy, big guy.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
“Eh? What do you mean we’re not gonna phind it? We came all this way just phor that, and I have a score to settle with most of em…”
“You guys live out here right? Don’t you guys know where it is?”
[He looked confused, and maybe a little mad, mainly because he didn’t want this entire trip to be a waste of time.]
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@sword1437
We do. But ye think we're just gon' tell ya? Goin' there is like a suicide mission, even if yer the darn Warden.
—Chuck crossed his arms as he spoke, the moth antenna on his head gave a light twitch—
If yer sayin' y'wanna go because yer investigatin' a murder... I can assure ye they already know yer comin'. It ain't safe.
@kumonohoshi
@sword1437
@vinestaffette
…excuse me ?? they already know ? suicide mission ??
how could that be we literally just got here !
i slightly regret the action of coming here , before quickly remembering the reason shaking my head .
@vinestaffette
@kumonohoshi
Listen. Those cultists.. it's hard t'know what's goin' on in their heads. Why do ye think we Wranglers just keep to ourselves, kid? Sure we try 'n get back our territory but we ain't actively lookin' for fights.
—Chuck sighed, shaking his head. He knew this would be a bad idea—
Look... I can send ye their way but.. I ain't gon' be responsible if ye get hurt or worse.
@kumonohoshi
@vinestaffette
@tyrant-w4rden
Vultures have been passing by overhead for a while now. Usually, when outsiders come into the desert, it means an easy meal for them. Wait for them to collapse from the heat and move in to finish the job.
Sand swirls through the air as a vulture descends, the powerful beats of its wings stirring up dust. It lands nearby to Chuck, revealing a large Inphernal on its back.
She hops down, gives the vulture some pats and a treat, and walks over to the group, her hat drawn low over her eyes so as to obscure her face. She's taller than all of them, excluding Banhammer. Judging by the size of her arms, she might be the groups muscle.
She stands there ominously by Chuck, attempting to look intimidating towards the strange outsiders... before she finally tilts her hat up to reveal a friendly face. She beams when she sees Vine Staff and Shuriken.
"Well, they didn't tell me we had Darkage in the area! Sorry 'bout the scare, hehe... just thought Chuck here could use some backup was all! Hard to tell if you was cultists from the air!"
What even happened to you-
I. DON'T. KNOW!
TNT SPUN ME AROUND IN MY DARN HAMMOCK AND NOW I'M A DUMB BUG! I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUG! I'M EVEN FUCKING SHORTER THAN I WAS!!!
. . .Dumb bug?
WELL YEAH??? I LOOK DUMB LIKE THIS DON'T I??? MOTHS ARE KINDA DUMB- AND I'M NOT DUMB!!!
Aww, no, I think you look plain adorable! Yer makin' Chipper hungry, though, hehe. Moths are plenty smart, though! Didja know they navigate by moonlight? Ain't their fault we been puttin' up a whole buncha tiny moons everywhere!
I...
Mph... Yer lucky yer the one making that comment, Tara... But.. I didn't actually know they navigated by moonlight, that's.. that's actually pretty cool.
Maybe keep Chipper away from me, tho.
Aw, they ain't gonna hurt ya! Worst you'll get is a few play nibbles, is all...
They do like moths, though. They used to fly around the lanterns 'round my ranch... had a nice lil feast every night!
Tara, as much as I appreciate ya... It doesn't exactly bring me any comfort ta know they have a likin' for moths..-
It's only a lil likin'! Though... you are a lil guy... maybe Chipper'll wrap you up when yer not lookin', hehe!

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Hiii :D
You're my favorite Wrangler :3
Just don't tell that to the others
((Also, hi to the mod as well! :]))
Aww, thank ya kindly! I'm not too special, though, hehe... I just wrangle the critters...
And don't worry! Secret's safe with me and Chipper!
// hellooooo!
ARE YOU A YANKEE
Er... not that I've been told, no...? What's a Yankee?
What even happened to you-
I. DON'T. KNOW!
TNT SPUN ME AROUND IN MY DARN HAMMOCK AND NOW I'M A DUMB BUG! I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUG! I'M EVEN FUCKING SHORTER THAN I WAS!!!
. . .Dumb bug?
WELL YEAH??? I LOOK DUMB LIKE THIS DON'T I??? MOTHS ARE KINDA DUMB- AND I'M NOT DUMB!!!
Aww, no, I think you look plain adorable! Yer makin' Chipper hungry, though, hehe. Moths are plenty smart, though! Didja know they navigate by moonlight? Ain't their fault we been puttin' up a whole buncha tiny moons everywhere!
I...
Mph... Yer lucky yer the one making that comment, Tara... But.. I didn't actually know they navigated by moonlight, that's.. that's actually pretty cool.
Maybe keep Chipper away from me, tho.
Aw, they ain't gonna hurt ya! Worst you'll get is a few play nibbles, is all...
They do like moths, though. They used to fly around the lanterns 'round my ranch... had a nice lil feast every night!
Can we get at least one damn day of peace out here?
Whether it be strangers or somethin' weird happenin' to another wrangler, it's all just one big headache...
Wish I could just snap some sense into everyone.
Well, Bee, if you could use a break... I could always use the hand with the vultures! We could chat!
Be nice to catch up a lil.
What even happened to you-
I. DON'T. KNOW!
TNT SPUN ME AROUND IN MY DARN HAMMOCK AND NOW I'M A DUMB BUG! I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUG! I'M EVEN FUCKING SHORTER THAN I WAS!!!
. . .Dumb bug?
WELL YEAH??? I LOOK DUMB LIKE THIS DON'T I??? MOTHS ARE KINDA DUMB- AND I'M NOT DUMB!!!
Aww, no, I think you look plain adorable! Yer makin' Chipper hungry, though, hehe. Moths are plenty smart, though! Didja know they navigate by moonlight? Ain't their fault we been puttin' up a whole buncha tiny moons everywhere!

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What even happened to you-
I. DON'T. KNOW!
TNT SPUN ME AROUND IN MY DARN HAMMOCK AND NOW I'M A DUMB BUG! I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUG! I'M EVEN FUCKING SHORTER THAN I WAS!!!
. . .Dumb bug?
Guhh... Why are temperatures so HIGH. I CAN STAND A BIT OF HEAT BUT THIS IS OVERWHELMING. AM I MELTING?? I AM? YEAH WOULD BE NORMAL IF I WAS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING HEAT.
Sometimes I'm jealous of those cultists freaks only because I hear they have pools but then I remember RIGHT THEY'RE A CULT AND THEY'RE WEIRDOS!!
At least the vultures is happy, Chuck! They love the heat! Chipper's been spendin' an awful lot of time under my hat, though...