Ivy, Wild Dumbass

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

I need to see how this reblog thing works, can some of u reblog and talk within those separate reblogs?

Trump needs to be ripped in half by a steel machine

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

i mean. dogs some toast in it

dips.

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

Please, my friends, donate to me, why are you ignoring us? Why are everyone ignoring? Are we numbers? Or are we not human or is it? Please raise up and share Please, honey, please. We're not numbers.

please help out!

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.