⚙️ MR. WPNZ

Didn't think I'd catch you around these parts.

Anyways. I ain't here for all that long one-on-one talkin' bs. Thought I'd give a little ‘introduction’ to yall or somethin, before a certain tv headed FREAK comes my way and yaps my metal head off about it.

I'm MR. WPNZ, buuuut don't worry too much about directly addressing me as ‘Mr’, I ain't that fussy.

I'd say I'm rather chill. We ain't gon' talk about the outbursts I have. That's a different story. I don't wanna hear it.

Just your local assassin. Ya' got someone you need dead in an instant? Hit me up!

Or don't. Not like I care or anything...

Ask me whatever you want, but keep it appropriate. Other than that? I don't care. Do whatever ya' want, ye' little freaks.

Remember. I'm a busy man! I ain't got all day and I ain't gonna answer everything. If I don't want to. I won't. Not my problem.

-"Mr. WPNZ? I assume this is yours."

This person held out his arm and you see… Cory?!

-"Papa!"

The boy with the derpy eyes smiles and points his small finger in your direction.

“T'hell do you mean? I don't-”

A beat of silence.

“OH, HEYYY, kiddo! What're you doing out 'ere?”

Mr. WPNZ raised a finger up to gently tap the younger one on the forehead.

“Where'd ya find him at?”

He'd ask, raising an eyebrow as he held his arms out, as if expecting to hold Cory within his own embrace.

@fucken-weppy

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Hi hello guys!! Apologies I've been answering shit really slow or just haven't been posting a lot. I'm very busy with IRL stuff, I apologise in advance if I tend' to disappear at times, not respond to dms or respond to things extremely late. 💔

I have explained this before and I'm sure I've said such already, but I know there's people who don't really take notice of that??

Yall are great but I do have a life outside of this and I'd like to (personally) focus on rebuilding my social life irl and get settled with everything else. As fun as this is, I am not going to do everything when, where and how you want it.

‘‘I'll do that.’’

Clears throat.

@fucken-weppy /silly

@ ; " .. I th1nk w3ppy m3t a fri3nd ??? w3 d0nt kn0w wh3r3 h3 cam3 fr0m but th3y'r3 g3tting al0ng??? " ︵⠀ Ꜥ  🍀  ·  we literally don't know anything about children. help. ⠀ ࣪⠀

hehe. Winston (@puzzledmanic) lore time /silly

yeaahh

It seems like a movie you'd maybe enjoy, and also Mr. Puzzles would likely love to gush about beyond the scenes trivia afterwards.