A lazy hooker’s guide to sensual massage - sex workers only
Why is massage important? It kills time. If you get booked for an hour or even two hours or more (the horror) and the actual sex doesn’t last very long, you gotta do something. Massage is physical and sensual, so clients often feel like they’re still getting bang for their buck, even if they can’t get it up again or don’t feel like another round. It forces them to lie on their stomachs and they usually can’t see your facial expression which gives you some time where you might still have to make chitchat but you can relax your face or even pull faces. It’s equally harder for them to fondle you or drool on you or bite your nipples or whatever else these rascals get up to if you’re cuddling. Also a lifesaver when they have terrible breath. Sometimes I start with the massage if the client is nervous because he can be passive and close his eyes while enjoying intimacy that only slowly increases in sensuality.
Supplies: I always have unscented and scented oil on hand but if you’re on the go, a small bottle of unscented oil will do the trick. Of course oil doesn’t mix with latex condoms so be aware of that. Put it in a little zipper bag in case of leakage. The oil reduces friction and makes the skin more supple. Plus: both lube and oil make your hands very soft.
How to start: Make the client lie on his back in a comfortable position, the spine should be straight and the shoulders on the same level. They arms can either go above his head or to the sides of his body. If you wanna go all out, you can prewarm the oil, I never do. I just spread it on my hands a little to bring it to body temperature and then spread it on the client. You might need to do this more than once depending on how much area you’re covering and how dry his skin is. Just evenly spread it from the tailbone to the shoulders. You need to warm up the muscles a bit before you dig in so just gently and rhythmically stroke the back for a while.
Be slow, be gentle. Almost all men who ever offered to massage me where rough and fast which is why I refuse their kind offers now. You wanna move sloooow, that’s what makes it sensual. Gently increase intensity of pressure. Always stay on him with your hands, even if one just gently lies on his back while the other works a specific part. You’re not kneading dough, you’re trying to very quietly and slowly swim through water, if that makes sense. Play with the pressure, give him some variety, occasionally just trace his skin with your fingertips.
You can watch some youtube videos for techniques, you can also book a massage yourself and see what those people do. You don’t have to though, just stay off bones and don’t be too rough and you’re good mostly. You’re not actually doing physical therapy here.
Most people are tense in their lower back and their shoulder, it’s an office culture thing. Doing circular motions with your thumbs left and right of the spine just above the tailbone is very relaxing, so is gently and slowly kneading the muscly part of the shoulders. There’s often a lot of tension just between the shoulder blades, again a gentle circular motion left and right of the spine does the trick.
Turning up the heat:
If you’re naked or seminaked, sitting just below his butt and “accidentally” letting your boobs and nipples touch or stroke his back while you’re leaning forward is a good one, whether you’re reaching for more oil or kneading his shoulders. You can turn this into a full on body slide as well of course, although that’s a very messy affair that requires more oil than a normal massage.
Don’t forget the thighs. Unless the guy complains of sore calves I usually restrict this to above the knee. Gently rub the oil in, stroke up and down, do some circular motions and then use your index to ring finger to make slow small circular motions from the knee up to the ballsack on the inside of this thighs. No fondling yet though! It’s the suspense! The upper part of the inner thigh has tons of nerve endings you’re stimulating here. This works best if you’re either sitting between his spread legs or by his side, and you can use the nipple stroking thing here also.
Time is finally up/he’s ready for another round, how do I end it?
End how you started, by gentle stroking motions. Personally I always take a hot towel and remove remaining oil and the dead skin cells you rubbed loose. A textured wash cloth or mitt is perfect for this, but any small towel will do. It’s a wellness moment for your client and a good opportunity to thoroughly wash your hands with warm water and soap to remove the oil. If you’re gearing up for a second round that might involve condoms, removing as much oil as possible from you and him is crucial.
What what, in the butt?
Oh yes. Prostate massage is something most clients seem to enjoy once they tried it. Personally I always use gloves for this because there’s a good chance you will encounter trace amount of feces. If you’re not okay with that, don’t offer any buttstuff. I know, it’s gross, that’s why I charge extra for buttstuff.
Anyway, disposable gloves are your friend. They should fit rather tightly and not throw many wrinkles. I would suggest switching from oil to lube here, although for foreplay you can still use oil, massaging his cheeks for example, or the perineum. The perineum is that spot between the asshole and the ballsack and it’s sensitive because you’re indirectly stimulating the prostate! If you’re not willing to actually go inside the butt, stimulating the perineum is still very enjoyable for the client.
You know how I said slow about fifty times already? Go even slower here. Lube up your index finger and his butthole thoroughly, and then gently come knocking. I usually start by just rubbing over the asshole in a circular motion or up and down before I try any penetration. Then try inserting the tip of your finger and see how it goes.
Be careful about increasing depth and gauge his reactions or ask him “how that feels”. Some guys are very receptive and relax easily, especially if they have experience with anal play, others don’t. If you feel a lot of resistance, don’t push against it.
Once you’re in, you can start slow buttfucking. A small “come hither” motion in the direction of his belly button will stimulate the prostate directly. To support this, you can use your thumb to rub the perineum in the same rhythm. If you’re going in an out, you can also rub the perineum at the same time. It’s a two pronged approach.
While you’re doing all this, you can gently massage the ballsack at the same time or just grab his buttcheek firmly with your other hand. Some guys enjoy the whole getting buttfucked angle, others don’t wanna be reminded that they’re getting buttfucked and only enjoy the feeling.
If you wanna multitask with a simultaneous handjob, your client should come up on all fours, that’s the easiest way to do it. Again, the buttfucking guys will enjoy this, the more vanilla guys not so much.
You can also continue the prostate massage while he’s lying on his back but it’s more difficult in my opinion and has a higher chance for mess.
After you’re done remove the glove carefully like doctors do it on medical shows, grab the opening and roll it down so everything on the glove gets trapped inside. Have some kleenex handy for his butt. Take a moment to congratulate yourself on a job well done.
Super handy! Thanks so much for the in depth explanation of buttstuff ilysm you literal angel
