wooyonyang's eomma

choi san and his humongous breeding kink. he takes this shit seriously. he runs the tightest program known to man trying to knock you up. he has an app that tracks your cycle and he checks it everyday religiously — regardless of the fact that he's got it memorized.

when you're ovulating, god help your soul. he has you in the meanest positions possible all while he's practically praying for his seed to take root inside of you. folding you in half is always a good option, pillow shoved under your hips to help him hit deeper. missionary is fun, doggy style even more so. every position in the book, just to keep things interesting.

Khaire, lovelies. Did an altar refresh and I’m just soaking in all this good weather. I hope everyone is indulging in blessings and stoking the witch flame.

Walk soft dear friends ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

Bad

Summary: How do they carry you?

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ace, Sabo, Law, Kid

Genre: Fluff

CW: None // SFW

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Luffy: 

We all know he’s a potato sack kinda guy. When he wants to, he’ll just throw you over his shoulder and that’s that. Notorious for reaching all the way across the deck of the Sunny, wrapping his arm around your waist, and snatching you up. 

Zoro: 

Another type to just throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He’ll smack your ass every time he does, too, and tell you to stop complaining if you dare say something. He’s been known to do this in an argument. 

Sanji: 

Bridal style. Always bridal style. He sweeps you off your feet, handling you with great care, and makes sure not to jostle you around too much. He’ll carry you any time, day or night, always happy to have you in his arms. 

Ace: 

Piggyback rides all the way. He loves having you on his back because he can move at his fast pace and keep you with him. He also puts you on his shoulders to carry you around because why wouldn’t he? Very happy for you to climb him like a tree.  

Sabo: 

Always picks you up off the counter or desk or somewhere you’re sitting, grinning when you wrap your legs around his waist and cling to him like a koala bear. Definitely not above tucking you under his arm for safekeeping. 

Law: 

Not the most handsy, though he has been known to pick you up against your will when you’re overworking yourself and take you back to his cabin. How he carries you depends on how difficult you make it. If you’re nice, he’ll carry you bridal style, but if you put up a fight, over his shoulder you go.  

Kid: 

Grins when you come behind him and attempt to lift him off the ground, failing miserably due to his size, turns around and does the same to you but with far more success. He takes advantage of the size difference and manhandles you all day long. 

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my all over the place take on how the one piece boys get down… or rather go down? ft: luffy, zoro, sanji, usopp, law, kid, and ace!

LUFFY

despite many headcannons I’ve seen I’d think luffy would be quite clueless on giving head?.. HOWEVER his curiosity would’ve gotten the best of him and he would’ve figured it out as he went. despite saying that.. he has no technique whatsoever… me and you both know how selfish he gets when he eats, that holds true to when he’s down on his knees. sure luffy should listen to what his partner is wanting from him but the way his tongue is exploring and licking every inch it touches it’s like he’s doing it for him more so for you… it got so bad you had to sit down and force him to listen afterwards bc he’s just so damn selfish! the first time luffy asked if he could give you head he was so… greedy his spit and slick covered fingers he’d lick clean just to finger them back into you and lick them again while still trying to keep his mouth attached to any part of your clit he’s been hooked since… and going forward he’s been the type to randomly ask for it, when he’s in the mood, not in the mood, hungry, or even plain bored and when you ask him why his answer is always “idk it just tastes nice” what a weirdo.

ZORO

3 words: certified. face. sitter. I can’t tell if he likes face sitting because 1) he thinks of it as training or 2) its the easiest laziest way to get you off without him doing too much. always complaining how “you’re holding back on him” or to “stop fucking hovering” and will (quite aggressively if i might add) hold you down so you can’t move… all I’ll say is don’t piss him off.…and if you do manage to piss him off the only enjoyment he’ll be having that moment forward is the feeling of your legs shaking because he’s made you cum one two many times… he tries to be nice he really does but that temper.. however when he’s nice he won’t overstim you THAT bad, maybe enough to make you cry his name and maybe then he might stop.. idk it’s zoro.

SANJI

sanji sanji sanji, what a simp. he won’t hesitate to lay everything to get down, lay down, kneel down WHATEVER the case may be to please you. he doesn’t have a specific preference…although he does find himself slightly more eager to kneel down before you while you lie on the table like he’s about to pray for his meal before he eats. very very skilled, he will mentally note every. single. moan, whine, movement or “right there” so that he’ll keep doing it, wanna know why? because he’s a man that listens to please!! all shade to zoro. surprisingly doesn’t pass out from each realization of your pussy stuffed in his mouth and filling his senses….he knows not to waste a good meal.

USOPP

(for my usopp lovers out there)

oh usopp. he gets so dumb so easily eating you out. what starts as fools confidence quickly goes to desperate licks and hungry touches and a clear eagerness to make you finish!! technique?? that went out the window when you started to pull on his hair and pulling him closer. let me tell you this boy goes CRAZYYY for praise and some hair pulling!! a simple “you’re doing so good baby” or “don’t stop it feels so good” and his concentration is SHOT. he meant to listen to you and keep doing what he was doing but the heat went straight to head and right down to his dick. each session always ends up with him rubbing himself against the bed whining whilst he sucks on your clit and somehow cums before you because… well.. he’s too easy. 💔

LAW

if the art of fingering was dead so was trafalgar law… bc MAN is he dedicated to the craft. is also a man who does his business in the bedroom and the bedroom only, the crew knows never to step foot in there so he finds it the perfect spot to have his attention solely on you and to have some privacy (because god knows he never can) biggest fucking tease and such a pain in the ass too. some days he hates to hear you beg, other days he won’t give you what you want until you beg he’s so damn annoying. strikes me as the type to do what he wants to do and doesn’t need guidance or pointers (he thinks he’s a fucking know it all) because he’s always so confident that he can make you come… he can.

KID

i hate him but i can’t lie when i say he’s a big fan for 69.. it always starts off as a challenge “seeing who can get the other off the fastest and easiest” then turns into him taking complete control while filthly degrading you. he loves having his dick sucked ofc but getting head while also eating you out and feeling you get so distracted so easy for him fills his sick ass ego. fuck the head atp he loves having you in the palm of his hand begging and panting for him to make you cum. what’s worse is when he starts talking (period end of sentence) so fucking filthy, telling you how much of a dumb fucked out whore you are as you embarrassingly grind on his face, he makes fun of how wet you keep getting… threatening to leave you high and dry just because.

ACE

Reacting to you being a virgin Headcannons

Characters: Roronoa Zoro, Vinsmoke Sanji, Portgas D. Ace, Sabo, Eustass Kid, Killer, Trafalgar D. Water Law

Content Warnings: Kid is an ass and Law is a loser

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when your site started taking off, you immediately thought of osamu to ask for help- he was really good with that tech stuff and you trusted him with everything.

at first, he started behind the camera, managing comments, setting up automatic payment systems, all that jazz, but recently he’s been making guest appearances when the time called.

he’d tie your bonds for you, try out a new paddle gifted by a fan, and he’d even be the lucky guy you got to suck off while your cunt was stuffed by a tip-based dildo machine.

before every show, you and osamu would look through your inbox together, particularly for a comment from who you could call a “generous viewer.” their requests were sometimes extraneous…but it had to be worth the money considering you kept accepting.

so once a week, you see a familiar name pop up in your long list of requests.

it starts off with edging, then overstim, then pet play, step sibling role play, bondage, anal, impact play, etc. at this point, you wondered what even else was there to try?

and of course, osamu is there to help you through it all- strap you up to the spreader, slap you down your sopping cunt, tug at the leash attached to your collar, truly, he is the bestest friend you could have.

and at the end of the day, he’s able to split the profits with you so it’s a win-win for everyone!

The entire Inarizaki team noticed how off Suna was once they got off the bus. "Don't forget your bag" Kita said calmly, handing Suna the bag. He didn't even say thanks before running off campus.

"Meet at our usual spot" was the message he sent you five minutes ago. Looking up you see Suna Running towards you Suna pulled you close to him. It was unusual for him yet you wrapped your arms around him, feeling his heart beating fast against your body.

"Is everything alright?" You asked, looking up at him. His eyes are full of desperation and longing. He chuckled against you as his arms made their way to your waist. 

"Is it wrong for me to miss you?" He asked as he leaned in kissing your cheek. 

"No but you've never been this clingy," you said, grabbing hold of his face. He leaned in to your touch. He wanted to feel you touch him. After being apart for an entire week of course he'd miss your touch. 

"I missed you okay?" He said as his eyes kept glancing down on your lips.

"Did you even miss me?" He asked yet he already knew your answer. He smiled and pulled you into a deep kiss. Your lips colliding softly against his. His hands pulled you closer. After a few seconds you pulled away, breaking the kiss.

"Yes I missed you too Rin" he smirked at the response before pulling you into another kiss. As you melted into the kiss, your hands wrapped behind his neck. The kiss was interrupted by two voices. 

"SAMU, LOOK I TOLD YOU HE'S WITH Y/N !!" Atsumu yelled from across the park, pointing towards both you and Suna.

"HURRY UP DUMBASS" Osamu said, dragging Atsumu away with his shirt.

Suna rolled his eyes at his annoying teammates and pulled you into another kiss. You try to pull back embarrassed to kiss him in front of his friends.

He finally breaks off the kiss, catching his breath and looking down at you. His fingers gently caressing your cheek before removing his hand away and taking your hand in his before dragging you towards a nearby bench.

"You're acting so different it's cute" you tell him, he doesn't show much reaction but you notice his lips curve into a slight smile.

"Just for you" he said before instantly regretting it. He thought of all the cringy couples he'd see online and how they are finally catching up to him.

Embarrassed to look at you he leaned his head against your shoulder. He looked down, staring at your hand before reaching towards it.

He tapped his finger softly against your hand, finding it amusing. He began tracing heart shapes and even spelled out his name and then yours. You just sat there laughing every once in a while when he purposely tickled your hand

He wouldn't admit this outloud but he enjoys these small interactions with you over any other kiss. Something about being the reason you smile and being able to see it at that moment does something in his heart.

Yes kisses are intimate and he loves them but nothing beats the two of you enjoying each other's presence in silence with gentle little touches.

And that is what he missed the most when he was on his trip. Seeing you smile because of him.

Side note: this is so cute, i genuinely forgot i posted this, if you want to see the original post its on my tiktok account, ty for reading ily guys!

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