weightless and painless eternally

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

oh to be a fictional scientist surrounded by many unnecessary & technically pointless beakers of colourful liquids

ya know, I really appreciate how ugly the creators of avatar made Zuko in the earlier stories….they Knew fans traditionally drool over cute villains. They saw that shit coming and decided no, you’re all gonna WAIT until his fucking character arc hits. he needed to EARN his hotness. evil glorifying horny demons were denied access to the show. I respect that

im bi yes. that means I have 2 emotions. I chose horny and pokemon

Why don’t I get normal haters. Why do I have like, Anprim clown bimbo racist who I ignored on tinder 8 months ago

victorian bitches will receive one (1) heartfelt homoerotic letter from their childhood best friend and be like “due to personal reasons i will be passing away”

i hate small talk. tell me how deep your butthole is

Human women love me

Human fish fear me