Verd

Moon River

Can I get aN AMEN

I'm not gay, I have a dick

I'm the kids

lets just get rid of Canada, I mean they're just a bunch of go cart jockeys with hockey sticks

Fred the bipolar bear

The Seinfeld finale kinda sucks ass

The Seinfeld finale was viewed by 76.3 million people in 1998, meaning that at one point in human history, nearly 1.3% of the world's attention was drawn solely to Jerry Seinfeld.

Night time at the lake= good vibes and clears out the mind

Aright, I was on mars and then I sauced my way to Walmart as a goat and then god just went yeet and then I turned into a piggy bank and now I'm here

I meowed at a black guy and he barked back

Join the new religion based on the gospel of Pinto

Sex or Bungie Jumping

Would you rather be trapped in a 10′ by 10′ by 10′ with 2 emus or 5 hawks or 12 crows or 75 cardinals or 3000 hummingbirds or 1 horny big bird?

Oh please do it in my ass, it’ll hurt less.

These don’t feel like boobs, they feel like legos.

Geography, isn’t that the one with the sailboats?