A Mad Girl With A Box

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

Watching the silly-goofy donghua did literally, absolutely nothing to prepare me for the fact that Xie Lian has never once, in his entire very long life, ever caught a motherfucking break

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the in-universe rumours are experiencing a completely different plot btw. they are living through a romance drama where 1) the son of a minister is engaged to the princess but shock! they have both disappeared! did they elope? did he finally join jianghu? why won't he settle down and be a good husband? and 2) two former jianghu stars are getting married even though the woman was previously supposed to marry the #1 swordsman who died young and tragic, the other man is sooooo greedy and also she's a whore for moving on! but isn't it better that she marry? he built a house for her! by contrast the reappearance of li xiangyi and di feisheng is a third act twist, especially when the obvious choice to finally kill the big bad for good - fang duobing - does......... not........ do that.

one aspect of mlc that gets funnier every time i think about it is that if there was a list of Most To Least Normal About Li Xiangyi, Qiao Wanmian would have ranked first. The woman who used to be his fiancée and who had grief dreams for a decade was the most normal about him. And then you would skim all the way to the bottom of the list and the last name listed would be the name of the person whom li xiangyi loved all his life the most in the world

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you