SHOTS. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. dol is already drunk

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living my best life, i was on top, right? sipping the limelight, a deer in the headlights

NAW DUDE I FEEL YOU. IT IS THE CUTEST?? I GOT YOU. All a part of the Greed Revival AU.

Ling and Mei at a lantern festival, after they gave the royal guard the slip (Lan Fan is going to be so mad). Neither wants a big fanfare about royal attendance with a cavalcade of escorts, they just want to go be normal kids for once.

Royal Guard!Greed being protective. Not sure of the circumstances. Assassination attempt? He’s not allowed to have a normal sword because he’s overly theatrical and the number of times he’s almost sliced off his own limbs off is staggering. You’re human now, man, they aren’t going to grow back. So he gets a long-handled sword.

And then Greed being obnoxiously overprotective and completely mortifying.

I tried to fix up that sketch from this morning. I still maintain that you traditional artists are god-tier because the difficulty curve is so much higher than digital.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely over the moon about Locke’s addition to NT, but his character design is just a smidge too clean and polished for a so-called “trail-worn traveler.”

“Look at the big oaf, busting out of that shirt like Banner paused halfway to Hulk. For his sake, hope the tyke is more grandmum than gorilla, and doesn’t inherit that massive cavebrow.”

“I’m sorry, are rippling biceps a problem now? If anything’s going to be an issue for Connor, it’s “Uncle” Spike’s hideously dated fashion influences and smelly cigarettes. And comic book references, really? Have you been possessed by the nerd spirit of Xander Harris, or have you finally given up on pretending to be even remotely cool?”

“….point.”

I couldn’t figure out when in the timeline they’d ever really cross paths, so went with one of those general AUs where Spike bounces from Sunnydale after Dead Things and tentatively settles in with the Fang Gang.

draw our favorite xingese bodyguard (bonus for her blushing/smiling, that’s my fav expression on her)

HOW ABOUT BOTH

in which the tail end of puberty hits ling like a bus, and he winds up riDICULOUSLY TALL.

I was looking at the final epilogue photo, and it looks like Mei comes up to Al’s nose, so if he’s 5'10", she’s probably…5'5"? Maybe 5'6"? IDK I’m using some height comparison chart and eyeballing it. EITHER WAY, there’s a strong possibility that Mei will also be taller than Lan Fan, which is kind of adorable and I love?

I also love your continued quirk of having greed wear clothes like dead people

dfkjdfkdsfds THANK YOU. It’s his own weird way of honoring his dead friends and poking fun of himself for dying multiple times, but no one understands it but Ling, mostly because he’s too stubborn to explain it. HE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT SORT OF THING. FEELINGS ARE HARD.

He does have and wear other clothes, including probably more traditional western shirts, but he’s always going to intentionally wear hanfu style shirts incorrectly. He’s probably just a disrespect little shit in every capacity.

Lan Fan: You’re on duty, please put your shirt and armor back on.

Greed, who won’t stop flexing: I’m wORKING ON MY TAN

Lan Fan: It’s the middle of winter

Greed: *flexing, shivering*

more greed revival au trash (it’s been aaaaages) because i don’t like that so many post-series xingese-centric fanfic are mean and dismissive of greed.

*dumptrucks another AU or eight*

poor college kid ling desperately needs housing so rents a room from some older dude who has an absolute zoo of chimeras animal rescues. only serial killers have that many pets, right? he’s going to end up on the eleven o'clock news, chopped up into doggie chow and fed to this man’s fur babies, but for $300 with utilities, he’s willing to take the risk.

the guy is admittedly kind of weird (what kind of nickname is greed?), has sex at strange, inconvenient hours, and grasps the concept of personal space and sharing about as well as a toddler (the nickname is suddenly making a lot more sense)–

did someone say

FUR COAT???

the worst headcanon: those are greed’s actual drawings and all his art looks like it belongs on the back of a denny’s kids menu