Wolkoshka

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

"he would not fucking say that" and "he wouldnt do that" and "this mischaracterization is horrendous" but its an author rereading the beginning chapters of their first draft

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

i’m “house phone” years old

I'm "family computer" years old

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well