Moo.

Chidi comes across as pretty straight imo but this would be amazing😂😂 I feel like Jason wouldn’t even understand the concept of sexuality tbh, he’d be like “what’s a gay?”

Chidi literally cant decide between colors of hats, you think he wouldnt have spent his entire life questioning his sexuality? This is why I find the scene where he so clearly states hes not gay or bi so outrageous Chidi would spend an entire week in that’s simulation with Jason as his soulmate freaking out wondering if hes truly gay and was repressing his homosexuality while alive (which would be another way of torture for Michael to throw at him) and then he would be like “no it’s just friendship” and then hed look at Jason’s beautiful face and be like “but is it?” He would even sit down one day next to Jason/Jianu and just rant about his mixed emotions and feelings and sexuality questions and poor Jason would sit there being silent with his obliviously pansexual self thinking “what are all these sexualities this hot smart guys listing all I know is people are hot and when people are hot and they like to back you make out” then when Chidi finally stopped talking and Jason who had tuned out a long time ago just stares at him until he realizes Chidi’s done talking and he does the hand on chest thing that he did to Michael in season 1. And Chidi is sitting there staring into this very pretty man’s eyes and hes feeling a lot calmer all of a sudden. And he thinks “maybe he is my spulmate” and he does that subconscious lean in thing, which Jason totally notices and just fricking goes for it because “hey this guys obviously not gonna make the first move” then Chidi freaks out again because “wait Jianu you’re a monk you took a vow of celibacy and since you’re keeping your silence vow you must want to keep this one too” and then Jason finally opens his mouth and says something like “woah woah woah are you saying that me pretending to be a monk guy means I’ll never have sex again for an eternity?” And then Chidi is freaking out for a whole other reason.

wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters

#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batman’s boyfriend and clark’s struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#‘yes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right now’ (x)

Now here’s a Batman Vs Superman I’d pay to see.

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

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