I want you to fuck me like a colosseum. Love me like a killing. Want me like a wild thing.
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I want you to fuck me like a colosseum. Love me like a killing. Want me like a wild thing.
nsfw + ficlet under cut, part of the #occult killer au

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whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
โOHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeperโ @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katieโs Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEYโVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEYโRE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual hereโs a rough approximation of these cookiesโ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96ย @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
ANDย
ITโS
ITโS
ITโS NOT AN OPTIONย ITโS NOT AN OPTION I CANโT I-
I COULDNโT EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF IโD HAVE TRIEDย
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god itโs back
H O W
Iโve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp forย โMissent to Nepalโ
No one saidย โhey letโs stop missending things to Nepalโ they just saidย โletโs make a stamp for thisโ and called it a day.
Iโm gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.ย
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Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still donโt have a definite answer because THE REASON it says โno shipping services availableโ is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

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Kim Seung-hwan, Chrysanthemum
I want you to see this Mysterious Thing
sorry but i dont have time to see this right now. ill have to see it later
Silver figurine depicting a dragon or a tiger, China, 18th century
(WIP ART)
It's going to take me a while to post finished new artworks bc of Life Eventsโข, so I thought I'd start sharing some of my current wips for fun.
Behold: this Clair Obscur poster I'm painting for myself that's gonna take me 5 years to finish bc I was very determined to fit everyone into the composition (including three maellicias of course)
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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agott would actually like to deal with these coco feelings in less than 2 decades, preferably
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Jun Kumaori (Junkuma)
"chasing its tail too much"
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Kiko Mizuhara by Petra Collins
moon landscapes, cyanotype
Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

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I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually
Sweden ????
So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didnโt last long
what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this