Caster extraordinaire

🥳 It's Friday! You Know What That Means. 🏜

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

we’re up all night to get yucky

youre just jealous because you didnt get trapped in a dark and twisted maze by the evil wizard. and yes shes likes women

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

well i don’t see Why Not.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

you WISH the weather was just The Flaming Skull again. bet those torturous days of hot agony are starting to seem pre~tty nostalgiK now that you have Erupting Volcano God for a week straight. but hey! just think of it this way- things will get so much worse that one day you'll long for these days! these terrible terrible days.