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you WISH the weather was just The Flaming Skull again. bet those torturous days of hot agony are starting to seem pre~tty nostalgiK now that you have Erupting Volcano God for a week straight. but hey! just think of it this way- things will get so much worse that one day you'll long for these days! these terrible terrible days.

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Touch the lion And see Who is jealous of you?

Not many know this, but elves are actually bulletproof. The only way to bypass this is to speed up the bullet with a gun

Was at the market earlier and a dude incorrectly knightsplained the difference between a wyrm and a wyvrn to me for like 15 minutes

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

Can you stop jacking off? I'm trying to explore your bloodstream in a tiny submarine here, jackass.

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

My father taught me about this conflict when I was young and suckled at his teat of knowledge. His wisdom was slightly different from that relayed by this document. He revealed to me that his master would cast a wall of flame before the dragons. The beasts themselves were of course impervious, but the riders would be immolated atop them. I am certain that this wisdom was used to design vehicles not to remain intact in a conflict but to be themselves destroyed to protect their drivers.

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

it's not my job to educate you.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin