hello everybody!

What Where am I It's so cramped

hi i'm markiplier

My wife fucking left me. My son hates me. All I have is this stupid fucking soap.

crystal told me today i am strong and i need to go out and make friends. ballerina said people can have second chances and be kind. maybe you should try to go make new friends and be kind to them?

Thank you Eevee. That is good advice, you are blossoming into a kind flower. I do not know how to meet people at my age. No one seems to understand the soap thing but it is the closest thing I have to a passion. At least I have met you all.

i'll buy your soap if youtube ever agrees to stop paying my in golden coins

CONNECTION TERMINATED

i'm sorry to interrupt you elizabeth if you still even remember that name but i'm afraid

I am afraid Wizard Markiplier has betrayed me…

you tried to betray me and it didn't work out so now you blame me?

@wizardmarkiplier you did a very nice good this round and my friend vote is yours if you want it :)

yes i want it

hello tumblr! i'm making stimboards!

CAN YOU MAKE A MICROWAVE STIMBOARD PLEASE

yes!

YAY

hello microwaves this is my apology. i'm sorry. i kept doing the translation spell because you seem really cool and i just wanted to understand you

THE APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED. PLEASE REMOVE THIS FLESHY CURSE

fleshless translation spell

hello tumblr! i'm making stimboards!

CAN YOU MAKE A MICROWAVE STIMBOARD PLEASE

yes!

YAY

hello microwaves this is my apology. i'm sorry. i kept doing the translation spell because you seem really cool and i just wanted to understand you

i need a new partner but everyone hates me

I don't hates you :( I can be your partner if soap guy and crystal find someone You all did well today and I don't want any of you to not get a match

i know from dms soap guy already has someone this round

There are too many messages too many posts I cannot keep up please help me I don’t even know how the internet works very well my son helped me set up this account but he is at his mothers right now

son summoning spell

Thank you for your help Merk but I think the court might count that as kidnapping I am not supposed to have him right now do you have a spell that will make him text me back?

There are too many messages too many posts I cannot keep up please help me I don’t even know how the internet works very well my son helped me set up this account but he is at his mothers right now

son summoning spell