keep calm and ...

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

K I N G

he is with OSHA

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

like literally there's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool

i cover my nipples, not because of some stupid law, but for the same reason kakashi covers his sharingan

is this true

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

don’t question the facts

My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

why is it when my cat is sleeping i cannot resist the urge to touch her just so i can hear the Cat Activation Noise

my cat: *sleeping peacefully* me: *plunges my fingers into her soft, soft fur just so i may hear the Murps*