Witchmouth General

Returning to Witchmouth after like. A year. And immediately wanting to infodump about the ships? That’s a really ‘me’ move

I know it’s my shit and therefore everything is ‘canon’ but a lot is... not really ‘they are going to kiss’ canon

Jane and Skipper are definitely going to kiss. They’re the primary romance! The Lagoons are married so they obviously kiss. John and Rockstar have one of those dumb on-again off-again things you get in superhero/civilian relationships. Doctor Fred has a line forming and still gets kinda melancholy if you bring up his ex-boyfriend. Hive can’t remember the names of her children’s fathers so her romance is with lymph and whipped cream lattes.

One time Hive mentioned a drone she had a mating scheduled with BY NAME and everyone freaked out but it turns out he just sired 3 of her 4 queen daughters so she made a sticky note.

Doctor Fred makes an effort to get to know Skipper because she’s dating his best friend and they end up extensively bonding about their turbulent relationship with their inherent magic. Also how great Jane is, much to Jane’s embarrassment.

one of Skipper’s petty pleasures is unfurling her wings to full butterfly fairy glory before talking to customers who have asked for a manager about this

It’s usually a threat, but there’s also a cultural context for demons using nicknames for loved ones who have chosen to trust them with their true name to say “I can make you do anything I want but we both know you can trust me not to”.

THAT SAID, Doctor Fred’s ex-boyfriend Chamomile calls him ‘Freddie’.

OH I think I have a new idea how to do witchmouth general, I’ll post about it over here first to see if you guys like it

The thought it to have people send asks that are basically like. A magical creature they’re curious about or a doctor they like and I’ll write a scene involving them.

It seems like a good way to get fans involved and make posts that are short enough to be easily digestible while still having real prose in them

Thoughts?

I’m working on Witchmouth General’s superhero culture today!

It’s a “one hero to a city” deal, with Witchmouth’s superhero being Rockstar. Superpowered kids usually don’t become heroes, as it’s kind of an obnoxious, messy job, and your life is ALWAYS high drama when you’re a superhero.

Super villains happen a lot, and most people treat them like car accidents on the freeway— you cringe when you pass them but you mostly complain about them causing traffic

Rockstar is a loud, absurd show off, in a case of superpower self-fulfilling prophecy. His power gets stronger the more people are paying attention to him, and it’s incredibly flashy. You know those animes where somebody’s special move causes a big dragon to show up behind him? Rockstar’s powers work that way. Everything is wildly cinematic and there are lots of roaring tigers that don’t technically exist biting people.

Now with a transcript!

y’all, you have to listen to this voice clip my incredibly talented friend made!  i helped a little with the script but otherwise this is just pure bunny talent.  ❤  and pure hive, condensed.

This sounds like a stand up comedy bit where she just roasts humans to a crowd of supernatural beings and a few good humored humans who are like eh it’s true

hive doing standup is a DELIGHTFUL concept

y’all, you have to listen to this voice clip my incredibly talented friend made!  i helped a little with the script but otherwise this is just pure bunny talent.  ❤  and pure hive, condensed.