Living Dead Girl

that guy who said "you aren't patrick bateman you don't even wash your face" destroyed an entire demographic of men

This blog is only for fuckups, burnouts, losers, criminals and the mentally ill btw

Imagine if your outie ate an edible in the parking lot before work and you just slowly got higher and higher while sorting numbers by emotion and never having heard of the concept of recreational drugs.

morning routine: on the verge of a panic attack

insane that some people are born sooooo talented and I was born with an anxiety disorder

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro founded New York like Remus and Romulus founded Rome in the myth

Martin Scorsese is the wolf that nursed them

mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin