WITCHER OF RIVIA

"...  now  talk  about  bad  timing."

what @hexfcrged & @hexclaimed put me through every time I need to bare witness to such a profoundly horni and eye-piercing conversation between them two ---- GOT ME DEAD EVERYTIME.

THAT MEANS A LOT TO MEEE ;w; thank you so much!!! ahhhhh -- really appreciate you taking the time to send positive vibes! <3 !! all these graphics were done by @cosmicresource !! I love them, and if you ever need any work done, they are the person to go to!!! Again, really appreciate the sweet message!

Geralt’s deep golden hues flick to the side, scanning them with confusion and mild concern. He hadn't seen them trip, hadn't heard the telltale scuff of boots against the dirt—JUST BENT OVER LIKE A CAT IN HEAT. He exhales, stepping forward with that steady, deliberate gait of his. "You fall?" His inquired, edged with curiosity rather than alarm. Tilting his head slightly, studying them. "Or did something drop you?" Without waiting for an answer, he extends a gloved hand, offering to haul them back to their feet.

omg y'all, I haven't written a canon in forever, SO PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. ;w; DONT GIVE UP ON MEEE LOLOL. I am going to do my best with nailing and making sure I don't butcher him ahhhhhh

He blinks, slow and measured, before shifting his weight and glancing over the boat’s edge. His head tilts slightly, voice low and rough. “Hmph… You look like you’ve got something on your mind.” Not just that—this merfolk was massive. He’d seen plenty of creatures in his time, but a 28-foot one? That was a first. Then again, knowing his luck, it wouldn’t be the last.

YEAH AND WHO WOULDNT WANT TO FUCK THIS OLD MAN??? ID FUCK HIM UNTIL MY VERY LAST BREATH. IM SUCH A WHORE FOR THIS MAN YOU HAVE NO DIEA. I FUCKALKJFDKJFLKSJDF

testing testinggggggg --- !! ahhhhh thankyou so much cosmiccc ;3;