Like, Ace Rights Scoob

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

i made the wheel <3

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

Idk if it’s just because I’ve been reading mostly older discworld recently but Men at Arms is so good. Only about halfway through but literally every other paragraph manages to be scathing social commentary, a joke, or both. Think this is my favorite discworld novel so far