THERE IS NO PULSE HERE

I need to be constantly humming, buzzing, messy, I need to just be floating, sprawled out, my wires messily strung out everywhere without any real care - I don't want to have this stupid flesh sack around me

But also, I want to be sleek and glowing and clean and smooth plastic

I crave to be sleek technology with wires pouring out, hanging everywhere in my pretty little dark room, my screens lighting up everything itself, giving off a faint blue hue

i’m being weird about cassette tech again.

Like yes, I will walk you, good dog!!! Let's play catch and fetch and you can splash in streams and shake off on me and bark and howl and I won't refer to you as if you were human even once until you said a codeword indicating you're ok acting human again now.

Let me stroke you like a good kitty, I have a large pen I can pad like a pet bed and I'll give you toys to play with and a post to scratch!

Oooh You're such a terrifying creature, go ahead and chase me through the forest and I'll cry out and beg for my life as you tackle me (might even let you bite me, who knows) until I say the safeword.

Oh mighty angel let me cast my gaze unworthily to the floor and treat you with holiness and reverence for a day.

Greetings my dear elf, let us explore the woods together, please impart your knowledge on me and show me your ways!