I'm Tan

Be friends with someone you can sing songs to and not know all the words to and not feel weird.

The helmet stays ON during sex

Kriff, I always know how to ruin a good thing. Please don’t unfollow me, I’ll be back I promise.

I am so sorry I’ve been offline again. I’ve just been tackling with this issue and it only seems to have gotten worse. I just. I don’t know how to explain myself properly. Love isn’t real. It’s just not. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever seen it before. We fabricate all these stories of Armitage and other characters falling in love, but it’s just not realistic. People are bad and love is not real. A person like Armitage would never find love. A person like me will never find love. I’m becoming content with that fact but how can we keep surrounding ourselves with bullshit like this? People suck. I do too, oh god, I’m a bad person. I’m not worthy of love, but it seems like no one else fucking is either. I’m sorry. I’m just, I don’t know. I’ll be back online soon. Please don’t worry about me. I will be okay.

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him