Winning At Tinder

Okay so maybe I do have some standards

#sacrificeswillbemade

Tinder Rule #6: It's never too late for a comeback

"Do you still believe in magic?" "Of course I do"

Marketing 201: Target your chosen demographic

Marketing 101: Product recognition is the key to a successful brand

Tinder Rule #5: Play to your strengths

The genius of a true artists work is never fully appreciated by his contemporaries.

Tinder Rule #3: One spelling mistake could ruin an otherwise perfect plan.

Obviously this sort of thing doesn't work in REAL life.  Right guys? ? ?

Tinder Rule #1: Puns give bitches the tingles. No exceptions

Getting a match is only 10% of the battle. She might’ve even swiped right by accident. Who cares. Fuck her. You’re the prize you attractive son of a bitch. Let her know who the real catch is here.

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on MSN anymore. The first thing I learned on Tinder, is that "Hey what's up" is NEVER an acceptable opener* *unless you have a vagina