Wines and Tricks

"Stop. Don’ wanna know abou’ Stevie’s dick."

"It's actually kind of impressive. I mean, not size-wise, butt he shape's really weird."

"You’re gonna fucking get it."

Tentative jump back. He's still well aware Cam's the better fighter. "Come, grasshopper, let us fuck things up."

"I ain’t actually seen his cock, despite what he’s probably said."

"He got drunk and tried to prove a point."

"I’ll choose my fists an’ use ‘em on you if you call me fucking grasshopper again."

"The grasshopper should not threaten the master."

"Ain’t a no.”

"Fuck yes. Choose your weapon, grasshopper."

"Well fuck. You ever seen it? Is it as small as his prick?"

"………………………………" He’s questioning why Steve even has a sword.

"...--That a yes?"

"If you ge’ arrested ‘m le’in’ you stay the night there."

...--Y' wouldn' dare."

"What's even up with that? Does the dud actually have a sword?"

"Uh… you should pro’ly as ‘im yourself." 

"Why, you guys having tension in the sexual relations sector?"