Weather? I hardly know 'er!

i just ate an evil apple

we dojt even let things curdle anymore

i want a salad 🥗 i yearn for salad 🥗 sparkle off 🥗

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

pronouns is short for protein nouns

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books