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i didn't opt in to be your odd man out.

you ain't gotta pray for me.

your home's really only a town you're just a guest in.

you don't get to tell me about sad.

i wish i could un-recall how we almost had it all.

and no one here's to blame, but what about your quiet treason?

this town is fake, but you're the real thing.

there was a litany of reasons why.

babe, you gotta fake it til you make it.

i keep recalling things we never did.

but you were gone by the morning.

i love you. it's ruining my life.

who else is gonna know me?

i forget if this was ever fun.

show me that this world is bigger than us.

yes, i'm haunted, but i'm feeling just fine.

i haven't come around in so long but i'm coming back so strong.

oh, here we go again.

i can handle my shit.

time... doesn't it give some perspective?

you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate.

i should've known it was a matter of time.

who's afraid of little old me?

i'm just mad as hell 'cause i loved this place.

i would've died for your sins.

fuck it if i can't have us.

i don't mind. it takes time.

the jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud.

you don't get to tell me you feel bad.

take the glory. give everything.

i got drunk and i dared it to wash me away

well, you took me to hell too.

and who's gonna hold you like me?

'cause i'm miserable! and nobody even knows!

i choose you and me religiously.

was any of it true?

but it's gonna be alright. i did my time.

i'll tell you something right now, i'd rather burn my whole life down.

you say i abandoned the ship but i was going down with it.

are they second-hand embarrassed that i can't get out of bed 'cause something counterfeit's dead?

tell me i'm despicable. say it's unforgivable.

come close. i'll show you heaven.

now you know what it feels like.

what if i told you i'm back?

if you wanted me dead you should've just said.

if you wanted me, you really should've showed.

but we were something, don't you think so?

i didn't have it in myself to go with grace.

those eyes add insult to injury.

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

and some things you just can't speak about.

love you to the moon and to saturn.

a friend to all is a friend to none.

i didn't know if you'd care if i came back.

were there clues i didn't see?

i'm still a believer but i don't know why.

but the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me.

who knows if i never showed up what could've been.

i was nowhere to be found. i hate the crowds. you know that.

you didn't even hear me out.

wanting was enough. for me, it was enough.

in my defence, i have none, for never leaving well enough alone.

i'm not your problem anymore.

i don't belong, my beloved, and neither do you.

what do you sing on your drive home?

look at this idiotic fool that you made me.

i never had the courage of my convictions.

all i do is try, try, try.

you knew you won so what's the point of keeping score?

the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you.

are there still beautiful things?

i knew you'd haunt all of my what if's.

so what am i defending now?

i knew i'd curse you for the longest time.

you are not like the regulars.

i think your house is haunted.

i had a marvellous time ruining everything.

what did you think i'd say to that?

'cause i loved you. i swear i loved you.

i have a lot of regrets about that.

the devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me.

the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you.

i have no idea what's right or wrong out here.

go get your jacket.

you think you can swing by the mechanics and pick me up around four?

wow. thanks for your support.

dying is nothing to be afraid of.

this is a fucking nightmare.

what's the point in having all your connections if you can't use them?

yeah, well, i didn't ask you to do that.

hey, this hasn't been easy.

i think i like this book club.

maybe you didn't notice, but we're kind of in a situation here.

if you want your heart rate up, just say the word.

do you think they're taking their time on purpose?

this could be our new normal if i don't hit back.

i should've told you.

i know you're not asleep. are you gonna stay mad at me forever?

if poison ivy's what kills me out here, then i deserve to die.

i'm starting to think maybe something out there has other ideas.

it's so easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right?

you should've brought your rifle.

i won't think twice about destroying you, your family, your entire existence.

i don't know about you, but i'm really scared.

we, uh... we can't just leave.

home? yeah, what's that?

this place does a classic martini. kind of looks like you could use one.

let's keep moving.

if you want me busting kneecaps, it's gonna cost extra.

i'm not a fucking cartographer.

the worst is behind us.

are you kidding me? "a bad feeling"? i don't believe in that shit.

please don't be mad. it's a really long drive home and uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable.

well, i wanted to come with you and i didn't think you'd let me. was i wrong?

this looks promising.

you can't talk me out of this.

whoa, nelly! what the hell was that?

scorpions are pretty creepy.

we stick together.

that's your plan?

you're the pro. i'm just following you.

i'm scared of ending up alone.

are you trying to get us kicked out?

holy shit. we actually made it.

those fish were shy. they were obviously coy.

do you get it? it's cause you're old.

i'm just saying, i'm glad you're on my side.

you can't run from me!

everyone i have cared for has either died or left me. everyone - fucking... except for you.

it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

you're such an asshole. what is wrong with you?

this place is a damn maze.

this make you all nostalgic?

once we're done, we'll go wherever you want, okay?

to the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive.

got you, motherfucker.

fuck you! fine. you want to do this? lets do this.

i'm leaving tomorrow, and if you wanna come with me, great.

don't turn your back on me!

okay, don't be a dick.

i didn't steal that much jerky.

i won't let you down with this.

why are we still talking about this?

it's too late to turn back.

hey, have a little faith.

after all we've been through, everything i've done... it can't be for nothing.

did you see that in a movie too?

first of well, we're a team now, okay? we're gonna help each other out.

you're smarter than you let on to just about anybody.

i've spent a very long time learning how to spin the truth.

plenty of people don't like their families.

this is exactly what i'm talking about when i say you're impossible.

when you use people, be good at it.

now the only person i think about is you.

we are not friends. i want to be clear on that.

the world is ugly, and no one wants to give anyone the benefit of the doubt about anything.

you're a pessimist. to your very core.

the least you could have done was warn me.

what's with the frown? i thought you'd be thrilled.

i think being yourself—your true, entire self—is always going to feel like you're swimming upstream.

what kind of game are you playing?

back then, i still thought i had all the time i needed to do everything i wanted. that if i just played my cards right, i could have it all.

you ask too many questions.

this laundry list of compliments seems to have a lot of insults in it.

i don't want to hear anything else from you. i don't want to hear another goddamn word, okay?

please never forget that the sun rises and sets with your smile.

i never claimed that i wasn't a hypocrite.

don't ignore half of me so you can fit me into a box.

i can't win with you.

you're having fun with this, aren't you?

you shouldn't have let me leave.

but we'd have each other. and that's enough for me.

you're not really famous if anybody still likes you.

if you can handle, this then we can do this.

you certainly know how to handle almost any situation, don't you? and yet when it comes to being a human, you seem to have absolutely no idea where to start.

i think you know me well enough by now to know i'm not nearly naive enough to believe in absolution.

i make a mistake. i think we both did.

i've told you all you need to know.

everything has changed.

do you really believe you're past redemption?

you and i have never been friends.

if i don't win, will you still love me?

i'm cynical and i'm bossy, and most people would consider me vaguely immoral.

i hope you will forgive me for being so blunt, but how did we make such a mess of it all?

be bold. do what no one expects you to do.

everyone's a pawn. don't go around taking things personally now when you never have before.

what do you want us to do? ruin each other all over again?

hey, i texted you, but i didn't hear back.

it's okay, you can fall down now. i'll catch you.

i'm sick of this conversation. you're being a brat.

i still hate you, i think. at least a little bit.

why did you agree to do it?

you know what, this is not my fault.

there's nothing wrong with a little self-reliance.

are you making fun of me?

i'm sorry. i'm sure you're like... so busy.

what the hell. i suppose one more drink won't kill me.

so, how was it? did i miss anything big?

you can think what you want.

you're such a fucking weirdo.

what you're doing is important. it matters.

i steal shitty clothes from tj maxx.

how do you know how to do all this?

i come bearing gifts. you're welcome.

how bad is it?

what is this? adorable? are you trying to be adorable with me?

do you not know how cellphones work?

that is all the more reason to try something new. just trust me.

i could take you up there if you wanted. it could be like a road trip.

hello, [insert name]. you crazy fucking bitch.

thanks for the ride home.

what, no clever comeback?

this is all my fault. i did something really bad.

maybe somebody talked.

do you want to come inside?

okay, yeah. i'm outta here.

i guess we'll have just have to believe each other.

you are so mad yet so wrong.

it's like dracula's crypt in there.

look at me and tell me what you mean.

you wanna save the corn nuts?

uh-oh. that can't be a good sign.

i was getting coffee and i saw you. engine trouble?