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ofmvditas:
°☆.。EVEN WHEN DRUNK, shiloh could tell when others were too. sitting at the bar as he listened to the other his words; realizing how he did not even have an ex. never did he find someone he liked like that, sure he had crushes and he liked to check guys out but - an ex he did not have. never really thought about a relationship, for he believed that he would suck at it. so he let the other continue his talking as he took a sip from his drink. now he was a quiet drunk, maybe a bit of an emotional drunk as well.. while at other times he was loud and made fun of every single being around him. now sad how he never dated someone while otherwise he would make fun of the bizarre plans he had. egging someone’s house was something he only saw in the movies, yet it seemed fun to do when trying to get one their attention. when the other eventually shut up he turned back to him, a nod at him. ‘ seems like you haaaave been drinking a bit too much, man.. ’
“what? no!” william shook his head again and again, his movements somewhat slowed down by the alcohol in his system. “i’ve had precisely enough. —maybe, maybe i could even use another one.” he didn’t know the guy by his side, but will knew the stranger might have a point. maybe he did have just a little too much, but he was bored, and it wasn’t as if it was an honestly terrible idea. “come on you are gonna tell me, you’ve never watched a teenage movie, and said, i really wanna do that. besides, your ex, whoever they were, totally deserve it. how the hell would they just abandon you? i mean, come on.”
txt » ft. will
PAIGE: I have a babysitter and Im 100% sure Dawson is the perfect one.
PAIGE: they don't need ice cream and pizza, Im trying to make them eat healthy, things like broccoli and stuff.
PAIGE: on weekends though, that's another story.
WILL: idk who dawson is but i disagree. i'm great.
WILL: my mom used to let me eat ice cream before bed and look at me i turned out gr8
WILL: good on you tho. you are a good mom. 10/10 would rec
WILL: hey i'll take weekends
WILL: weekends >
WILL: we could all go to the zoo! is there a zoo in seagrove? i like zoos
pcigeholland:
❛I think you need to sit down.❜ the blonde says back at her friend as she hears his crazy idea. ❛I have no idea where my ex lives right now or if he’s even alive so dude, I think that’s not going to happen.❜ Paige goes back to the kitchen to bring him a glass of water as she sit down next to him and starts to rub his back. ❛Don’t question me, just drink the water alright?, let’s calm down for a second here. ❜ she sighs. ❛Now tell me. What’s going on buddy?, you seem pretty here and there…like your mind is everywhere. I know you and it’s not really normal.❜
“We could find out.” He tried, as he saw her leaving the room, his voice raising to make sure she could hear him despite the distance. “I mean, this town isn’t that small, there must be a private investigator somewhere out there. We could find out what happened to him. Maybe we would find out he is secret spy, and that is why he is nowhere to be seen. Imagine that.” When Paige came back with his glass of water, William just nodded, staring at it blankly. He was tired. He had slept until 10am that morning but he was honestly, just tired. “What are you even talking about? I’m fine, I’m great.” He looked up at her, smiling. Though, the smile didn’t quite reach his eyes. "I’m like, a superhero. Captain super great. I’m great even I’m clearly not great at all.”
jaimeexar:
eyes widen with surprise, mouth floundering guiltily as jaime tried to come up with an appropriate response. “fuck,” she mouthed uselessly, feeling terrible. of course, she hadn’t known – she couldn’t have – but still, she felt awful for having been so tactless. “i’m so sorry – i didn’t –” she began, biting down on her lip before she could say anything else stupid. going gratefully with the change of subject, not convinced that it was her place to pursue the matter further. “we could egg my old neighbour? he used to open my mail and walk around his windows naked.”
he could see, the small struggle for words, her lack of ability to deal with the situation. it was fine. he told himself it was fine, and he wouldn’t let any other feeling tell him otherwise. it was just words, he could say it out loud, he could talk about it. “hey, it’s fine, don’t worry, you couldn’t have known. i brought up the exes thing.” he nodded his head at her words. excited. it was easy to steer away from the subject, easy to get the smile to seem honest on his features if he was talking about anything else. william fixed himself in his seat, as if to lean in closer. “i like that. the creep always deserves it. —since we are going for social justice we could also go ahead and egg the car of the asshole who was racing down the street the other day. what do you say?”
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seagrove’s texts from last night: 24 / ∞
imessage🌊will
LILLY: i mean man idgi either an armpit is a fuckin armpit
LILLY: apparently feet are old school now pits are where it's at
LILLY: DUDE you are totally my hero
LILLY: i want minimum three naps every day too
LILLY: i take what i can get but shit you're right i could probably be a fuckin millionaire if i'd asked
WILL: do you really need someone to send you armpit pictures tho? don't you see armpits all around everywhere?
WILL: who is hiding hiding their armpits away? what year is this?
WILL: thanK YOU i appreciate it i have been getting three naps everyday and no one said a thing i was starting to think.... no one cared
WILL: honestly few things in life are as good as three naps
WILL: you could tho. missed opportunity
WILL: maybe open up a business?? armpit pictures 101. for your armpit needs.
stellabxs:
“you’re foced to-” the woman didn’t finish, considering the other was suddenly sitting down on the ground beside her. truthfully, she was about to ask him why’d he done that, but he seemed to read her mind and explain himself before she could’ve even mastered a single sentence, leaving her not only surprised but amused. “You might be right. God knows nothing interesting happens in this town anyway, so maybe we’ll even make it to the cover.” she joked, a small chuckle leaving her lips. after hearing his idea on the matter, her brows furrowed together in a rather mischievous manner, her lips puckering up slightly in thought. “I’m leaning towards the break-in myself, I haven’t done it in a while.” she replied, nodding slightly. “- but you gotta’ let me be George Clooney in this operation otherwise it won’t work.”
“I am absolutely fucking sure that if we pretend to start speaking some weird ass language that nobody but us can understand, we get front page.” His eyebrows shot up, excited all of sudden. “—Oh. Maybe even someone telling history channel to come here to talk about alien brain washing people. Now that would be a day.” William let out a small laugh, nodding at her words. “Well, hey, I mean, I am down for being Brad Pitt. If being pretty and eating while other people do the work isn’t the essence of who I am, I don’t know what it.” He chuckled. “But does that mean as soon as we get in you’ll forget about the entire operation because of some cute girl? Because let me tell you, I’m not sure, if my heart can recover from that sort of betrayal.”
jaimeexar:
jaime’s eyebrows rose dramatically, and she laughed, unsure if william was joking or not. “thanks for the…pep talk, but i’m not sure my ex is worth all of that trouble. i haven’t spoken to her in years.” which was true. and although the relationship had ended on a terrible note, and jaime was sure that if they were to run into each other again it would be a horrible experience, she could safely say that she was past over it. a sudden thought came to her mind – grasping at straws to keep william occupied. “what about your ex? they can’t be much better than mine.”
“ooh. bad news. she died.” he let out a low chuckle. though, this time, the smile on his face didn’t quite reach his eyes. william looked around for a quick second, searching the room for another drink, despite the light-heartiness he tried to attach to his words. — he could say it. it had happened more than a year ago. he could manage to get the words out. it wasn’t the end of the world. he just needed to move away from the subject. “i do have exes from college, though. but that would take, like, some tracking time. —or, or, we could egg my own house. —” he smiled, excited for a second, just to shake his head slightly right after. “wait, no, that’s all the way in new york. —pft, i don’t know.” he ran a hand through the back of his head. “do you have maybe a mortal enemy? or someone who was rude to you once?”
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txt » ft. will
PAIGE: you wish, im never leaving my kids with you just a warning like EVER
WILL: whaT??
WILL: i'm personally offended honestly they would love me i'd be the best babysitter ever
WILL: your kids wouldn't even want to see you again after just how incredible of a time they had with me
WILL: they'd have ice cream and pizza and cartoons
“hey, i have an idea.” he smiled. a hazy glow of tired happiness set around him. william’s words had no specific aim. he was talking to whoever was close, whoever would listen. “let’s egg your ex’s house.” if you were paying enough attention, you would hear by the way his tone dragged the word let’s a little more than his accent would allow that william was drunk. maybe not drunk yet, not specifically, but past dizzy, certainly, threading dangerously close to drunk. “they fucking suck. they don’t deserve you. let’s do it. it’ll be awesome.” if you were paying enough attention, though, you would see by the way his fingers tapped repeatedly against the bar that the suggestion had nothing to do with the ex in question, but much more to do with william slowly growing restlessness.
mickeyslater:
it was always weird for mickey to see his own face when he was record shopping. he really hated that he always got put by arcade fire. “god i looked so bad with that haircut how on earth did i let them put that on the cover…” he murmured mostly to himself as he looked over the back of it, shaking his head as he felt the nostalgia set in, not realizing there was someone standing right besides him.
william had no record player, and no real love for music, big enough that would allow him to buy printed version or the same shit he could download on his ipod, and yet, here he was. looking through the records as he over-heard the other man speaking to himself. “oh, dude. i don’t know, i would say it looks like one of the jonas brothers.” his eyes turned back and forth between the record in question and the person by his side. a smile finding its way to his expression. “—oh, dude. look at you. on the cover of the thing. are you famous? are you one of the jonas brothers?”
theicyelsabriggs:
“I’m sure everyone thinks you are charming,” Elsa quipped. “And I was just saying that sometimes people have to work two or three jobs to get by so that they can do other shit. Maybe I judged you but you judged me,” the blonde pointed out. “That is a kink in my ‘get a free lawyer plan’ but good to know you’ll be out the feelers so when I do go off on someone then I’ll be covered,” she joked. “I like ice cream….I love it actually. But hitting the batting cages does sound like a good idea.”
“See, I do try, but I don’t think it works as often as I would like it to. It’s the thought that counts, though, right?,” He chuckled, nodding his head. “Fair enough, fair enough. I was an ass, my bad. Let me try again, because now I got the perfect lock down on this. —How about ice cream while destroying stuff. The best of both worlds. You’re gonna cool down and get the adrenaline pumping on you blood at the same time. Your body is gonna be confused. It’s gonna be great.”
imessage🌊open
LILLY: okay so this dude just asked me for pics
LILLY: and i was like ???no and it turned out he meant ARMPIT PICS and he was pretty desperate for them
LILLY: i mean man what a weirdo
LILLY: so anyway that's the story of how i made $50
LILLY: how's your day going?
WILL: what the fucking fuckity fuck?
WILL: is that a thing? do people have a kink for armpits now?
WILL: am i old enough to start kink-shaming the younger generation cause i don't understand what's happening?
WILL: i mean i took three naps today i was gonna say great but now i just feel old
WILL: and confused
WILL: i would have asked for more money honestly i mean if you are going to im people for armpit pictures you gotta be able to open your wallet
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180mph:
Everyone around me: Stop doing stupid shit Me: no im sad
amiralansing:
she noticed him laughing and she would’ve been totally offended if she wasn’t completely embarrassed. it had been a while since amira had embarrassed herself and she honestly thought her days of tripping over nothing in front of attractive people were over. clearly, she was wrong. “no, no, don’t worry about it… just don’t laugh at me!” she teased, laughing a little as she said it. “no, really, it’s fine. i get it. if i saw someone trip over nothing, i would’ve probably laughed, too.”
“i don’t know if it helps in any way, shape or form but i laugh at everything, all the time. i’m basically a ten year old.” the smile lingered on his lips, as he looked at her. another chuckle threatening to come out. “—come on, it was a perfectly nice coffee and brownie. it was my fault. i have a very distracting face, it’s not every day you see someone that ugly. besides, you’d be doing me a favor, i have too much money, i need to find ways to spend it.”
