Hall of Fame

You don’t sound so sure about this. Are you having doubts Willie? Don’t have doubts on me.

Still not appealing? Do I need to cuddle you for science?

Dude. Seriously?! We’re gonna have to change that.

Yeah, cuddle. Got something against cuddling?

Uh, yeah. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard anything on vinyl before?

You, my friend, are correct. And the way it pops and cracks on the record player is just divine. It’s the definition of eargasm.

Yeah, cuddle. Got something against cuddling?

I'm really, really tired.

Cuddle?

Guess who's rare Beatles Album came in the mail today?

Uh.. Yours?

Wow, um.. A haircut? But I like my hair. I mean, I don’t think it’s that bad.. Is it that bad?

I think you’ll need hair with more personality if you’re going to stand out. Also, maybe do your eyebrows? I could see you wearing peach tones really well, too, by the way.

It’s cool, yeah, so you’re doing it? That’s cool.

So cool. I’m already working on my outfit, and I have plans for my hair. No offense, but you could probably use a haircut or something? You need, like, an image to work with. I’m planning out everything.

Wow, um.. A haircut? But I like my hair. I mean, I don't think it's that bad.. Is it that bad?

A.. Dude pageant? This is legit. I mean, cool. I mean, whatever.

Whatever? Are you even really serious right now?

It's cool, yeah, so you're doing it? That's cool.

Um.. Yeah, I did.

Perfect. Have you figured out your talent, yet?

I'm still thinking about that, actually.

A.. Dude pageant? This is legit. I mean, cool. I mean, whatever.

Yes, a “dude” pageant. It’s an annual charity event here at King. We like to keep things interesting. Have you signed up, yet?

Um.. Yeah, I did.