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About Me
I’m Elliot!! The friendly neighborhood enby simpin for fictional characters. I’m 19 with fluctuating pronouns. I selfship with villains, Bastards, and cinnamon rolls that have never done anything wrong in their entire lives. I am occasionally nsfw so if that’s not your cup of tea feel free to move along no hard feelings.
Current Pronouns: he/him
Welcome to my nonsensical land of wish fulfillmen.
DNI S/I LIST F/O LIST
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damn three years how time flies 😭. Is selfshipping still a thing?? This blog randomly popped in my head
feel free to block me pt. 2
( pt.1 )
feel free to block me
‘Yeah probably a-spec somehow’ is a valid a-spec identity.
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“I know he's scared. He's not the only one. This whole crazy event did a number one me... all that peace I felt is gone. I ruin it because I can. Because it's easy. I've fought for Preston. For the Camachos. I've fought for my friends. I've tried to make these people not just safe, but happy. I didn't go looking for these people. They walked into my life. And now imbalance is restored. I've fought for the happiness of everyone around me. I've been willing to die for that happiness. I now realize I've never experienced happiness. I put on a good show, but... I simply don't know the meaning of the word. ...and I never will.”
My heart bleeds for that one Wade Wilson. I love him with all my heart 😭
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
Tbh its rlly rare to happen BUT NONETHELESS IT CAN HAPPEN
Me everytime I walk into my F/O(s) room:
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How To Steal From Walmart (from a Walmart employee)
I used to work at Walmart. I’ve always stolen from them from before I worked there to after I quit. It’s just way too easy. This is how you steal from one of the richest retail companies in the world:
Bring a backpack. This is where you will be storing your goods. NOTE: put your wallet in a separate compartment. Do not store it where you will be storing the items!!
Take a cart/basket. When you find something you like, take two and put them in the cart. Try to hide the second item underneath the first one so that it looks like you’re only taking one product to the cameras above.
When you have everything you want, head to the changing rooms. In my experience, Walmart NEVER has employees standing around the change rooms and at least 1 room is already open. Take your stuff into the change room. NOTE: if you have non clothing items, discreetly hide them in the clothes as you carry them. If you dont have clothing, go pickup some random sweaters and such to complete this step.
Fill up your bag with one of each of the items. Be aware of the zipper sounds from your bag. Don’t move too quickly if there are people around. It sounds suspicious. NOTE: MAKE SURE TO EXAMINE EVERY PRODUCT FOR MAGNETIC TAGS/STICKERS AND REMOVE THEM BEFORE STEALING.
Leave the change room. Go put the second copy of everything back wherever you want (but not all in one place).
Go pickup something super small and cheap (like a chocolate bar) and go checkout at the cash. NOTE: it is EXTREMELY important that you ALEAYS buy something when you are stealing!! If you’re just walking in and out of the store empty handed with a backpack, its SUPER suspicious and you will most likely get caught eventually.
Take out your wallet from the compartment which has no other products in it to avoid showing the cashier your stolen goods.
Pay, and leave.
Go home and enjoy your new things!
friendly reminders with stock photos
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They also go by PEARs
Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym
new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe
Friendly reminder
Gotta clear out the trash because apparently I’ve accumulated terf and pedo followers
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I’m about to make Clementine and AJ familial f/o’s
If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.
did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place
this goes for if you see anything promoting the Shen Yun dance troup. That is a recruiting point for a cult called Falun Gong.
same goes for if you see anything promoting Mormonism or Scientology, although I haven’t seen materials for those things personally, I’m sure they exist
If you are invited to a Christian group that “doesn’t have a name”, something that holds meeting for outsiders in rec centers, “special meetings”- that’s a cult that is know to members only as “The Truth”, but is on Wikipedia as “two by twos”. Please reach out to me if you or anyone you love has been contacted by this group.
Institutions of abuse are everywhere. Do everything within your power to stop them whenever you see an opportunity. If you see a sign in your rec center that’s some sort of open call to a Christian church meeting but doesn’t have any real info on the church, maybe let me know. Don’t call the number, I can call the number. If you feel the need to do research on your own, all you need to check is whether they refuse to give you a straight answer about the name.
oh yeah, if you want context for “The Truth” being something I’m talking about that you have certainly never heard of, where I’m getting this information- the source is that I was raised in this cult. I know it sounds, almost fake or something, but it isn’t.
just want to say it’s decent as fuck of y’all to reblog this. it’s hard for me to talk about this stuff and harder if I feel like no one is listening. Thank you all for making me feel like someone hears this stuff sometimes.
Mermaids LOVE shoes.
Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t.
When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.
In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.
Helping send out messages across the seven seas.
sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?
mermaid: *points to his feet*
sailor: I don’t under–
mermaid: give me your shoes
sailor: what?
mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR
sailor *taking off his shoes*: Why is my life like this??!?
Crocks dont sink though
Which means that obtaining crocs would be incredibly dangerous. A mermaid would have to risk exposing themselves to humans to get crocs from the surface. This means that only the most courageous of mermaids can get crocs. This would make crocs a LEGENDARY ITEM.
Imagine the King and Queen of the mermaids having their rooms decked out in crocs with rare plants dangling from the holes.
Imagine high ranking nobles having their weapons sheathed in crocs.
If a mermaid wished to marry a prince or princess, they must present a croc to the King and Queen.
and to think we shun platform crocs when they’re a symbol of status in the mermaid world
maybe this is why no one believes in mermaids because they only show themselves to people who wear crocs/platform crocs to the beach
if i ever propose
i want to propose with a croc
cause comedy
For any systems who need to explain DID/OSDD/DDNOS to a singlet:
We had to explain to a close friend what having a system was like, and he just... was not getting it at all. So we explained it in terms of a car, and he seemed to understand a lot better!
We told him it was like having a bunch of people in a car, where (the person fronting) one person is driving and everyone else is in the back. Sometimes a passenger will drive for a bit if the driver needs a break, like if there’s a storm out or the driver is too tired to drive safely.
We told him that every car has the person who Does Not Want To Be There, and will criticize everything from the driving to the car itself (persecutor) but they’re still part of the car too. We told him about the times when a passanger will REALLY REALLY REALLY want to go to a roadside attraction, so sometimes they’ll drive for a bit just to go there. We told him that there’s one person who OWNS the car (host) and will usually drive the most.
We told him about the passengers with road rage, the ones who sleep the whole time so you can feel like they’re not even there, the backseat drivers who try to drive without being in the driver’s seat (co-fronting). We told him that even when everyone in the car is yelling at each other, ultimately everyone in the car is stuck in the car together, and no one wants to get into an accident with other people (no “evil alters”)
He seemed to understand it really well, and considering his first experience with systems was seeing the movie “Split”, I think the analogy is a good one.
Reblogging it here too for any system followers or singlets who Kind Of Understand But Not Really
just one more question! which version of harley quinn do you ship with?
I mainly ship with the comic version of her! I know that’s kinda broad when it comes to comics but I followed her solo series Harley Quinn if that helps!
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Jack was the sea he fell in love with, as beautiful as he was endless. A breathtaking reminder that there was more to the world than the rocky shore so many people refused to leave. He was wonder and excitement and the feeling of being so completely in love with life. He had no singular body; but was rather scattered across the great blue endless. He was the love that was hard to put into words. it’s almost a religious experience. That by loving him and being loved by him you were participating in something sacred. Something rare.
Writing a fic at 1:11 am? More likely than you think
“Yes, but-” Steve’s eyes drifted over Tavi’s shoulder to watch the scene unfolding behind them. Tavi could only really imagine what Steve was seeing, but the sound of Thor furiously struggling with a bag of bread whilst cursing at it painted a vivid enough picture. “-It’s just out of all of us you three are, uh, ill equipped when it comes to the kitchen.”
“Watch your mouth, Capsical. We’re perfectly equipped,” Tony jumped in brandishing a spatula he certainly didn’t need as if it was a sword.
