He Is The Walrus

Are you a priest? A man of God? Or just you get into them?

Richard Riehle in Short Film  The Editor: A Man I Despise 

Date of Birth: May 12, 1948, Menomonee Falls, Wis Physique: Stout Build/Heavyset Height: 5'9" (1.75 m)

Known For: Office Space, The Man from Earth, Glory, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

With his mustache, receding hairline and somewhat portly frame, Richard Riehle has been called by some as a poor man’s Wilford Brimley. However, I disagree. Since his scene-stealing cameo as the Quartermaster in 1989’s Glory, he subsequently increased his screen time, and chalked up a resumé playing everymen – usually heavyset and unpolished working stiffs such as policemen, detectives, judges, and bartenders – in literally dozens of films to become hot as fuck in his own right.

The first thing I found is the Pauly Shore flic, Jury Duty (1995) where there is a dream scene where he’s in his underwear. There’s also a scene where he opens up his shirt a bit to see his belly.

Towards the end of Executive Decision (1996) we see Richard on a stretcher with his shirt cut off.

He’s in a partial body cast in Office Space (1999).  

In an season one episode of Grounded for Life called ’Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting’ (2001) we get to see him clearly with his shirt off.

I’ve got to mention Mysterious Skin (2004). Yeah he kept his clothes on but it has Richard in one of the hottest blowjob scenes committed to film.

NOTE: This scene didn’t hurt my hand fetish either. Look at those chubby digits.

Sure Riehle had a pair of fake tits on him in The Frank Anderson (2006), but it was still hot to see.

In Dorm Daze 2 (2006), he was shirtless in a tub.

NOTE: Richard Riehle’s ass is the tenth wonder of the world. Damn, just look at it. It’s truly amazing.

This is from The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008).

I don’t know where this pick is from, but if I had to take a guess it would be from the Ferris Bueller TV series. Though I haven’t found a copy of the show to verify.

I want to say this is also from The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008) but can’t find a copy of it to prove it. Still hot though.