one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

enkidu, a character from the epic of gilgamesh commonly considered by critics to be "the first sasuke",

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

you werent a gifted kid. those little weirdos from akira now those were gifted kids

something extremely extremely funny about joker folie a deux having significantly better color grading and a significantly better grasp of the set design & cinematography expected of a musical than wicked. this is because joaquin is the only heir to judy's legacy

cutscene of jrpg villain giving their big dramatic speech but one of their subordinates is clearly in frame sighing and rolling their eyes and doing a jerkoff motion and the hero's party is nervously glancing at each other like Should we point that out?

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

Cannibalism as a metaphor for watching yo mama compilations at age 27

@dykecostanza