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that chef in The Menu must have had the most fucked up little rat controlling him

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

you people neeeed to stop making someone bathing someone else into this inherently weird/gross/awkward/horny thing it is a completely neutral action. it is normal. every animal has to groom itself or be groomed. people need to be cleaned. it is completely normal and expected for a social species to clean/groom one another- whether through affection, necessity, or both. there is nothing weird about washing your loved ones. there is nothing weird about washing someone who can't, or is struggling to wash themself. it's so normal. it is SO normal and common and expected. most people will need help being cleaned at some point in their life, some people just need that help earlier than others. i promise you it's okay. & if you have a problem with idea that some day someone you love might need your help getting clean i really do not know what to tell you maybe just don't date anyone or have any close relationships idk

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.

on your what

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour