This isn't payback, is it?

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

#totally trustworthy

Their faces!

He doesnt know how to sit properly

Okay Tumblr, this is just harassment.

Hands down best piece of Bucky art.

If that isn’t a sexual awakening I don’t know what is.

turns out the Smithsonian thinks the Howlies are “history’s most dignified war heroes” and i don’t know how to tell them steve once lost a fight with a chicken.

Clearly no one from the Smithsonian ever Met the Howlies.

I feel like maybe they did meet some of them, and this was the Howlies’ last, greatest con. 

I don’t believe Dum-Dum ever kept his mouth shut in his life but maybe they got him drunk first.