Hi! Welcome to my Yandere tumblr fanfic blog, which I decided to start because I thought it would help me get through a bit of a creative block. I don't write for any fandoms persay, I just write for oc's I may come up with or about concepts you guys have. Check out my request rules below!
I will write for:
Violence
Platonic or romantic yanderes
All kinds of wacky occupations and concepts
Soft yans, or yans of different kinds.
Smut (Just nothing to violent or gorey)
Step-cest
Angst, fluff, jealousy, all that good stuff!
I wont write for:
Incest
Age stuff
Piss kink or food kink
Please enjoy reading, and thanks for stopping byπ! If your not sure about a request or if I'll write for something, ask!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
β Live Streamingβ Interactive Chatβ Private Showsβ HD Qualityβ Free Actions
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
You're such a visionary, I had never considered the venture bros characters as yanderes. This thought has been spinning around in my head for a while, so I thought I'd ask for your expert opinion.
Who are the top five characters to react the worst to you saying you want to leave them?
Hmmmmmm... okay, I have an explanation for each of these, in ascending order:
5. Pete White
We see multiple times in the show the lengths Pete is willing to go to to keep Billy around. The problem is, if the OSI (or sphinx) doesn't have a reason to keep wiping your brain like they have been with Billy, means he's kind of at a loss. He's a genius, but he's not on the level of building a memory wiper. So he does what he does best, theatrics. He can still pull out some good acting from his time as a tv show host, which gets him the occasional pity surrender from Billy. But this agony, this is real. That doesn't mean however, that he won't weaponize it. He'll relapse on his cocaine and drinking, he'll call you constantly, track you using chips from Conjectural technologies. He knows everyone thinks of him as some goofy, hazbin wreck. Doesn't matter to old Pete white though. No one makes a fool of him but him! The guilt tripping is severe, how could you do this? He loves you, needs you. He's an albino who lives in a trailer with a grown man who pretends to be a boy genius, how can he ever get someone else to love him the way you did? He'll beg and plead, pester Rusty to give him updates on you. If self pity doesn't work, and depending on how the relationship ended, he may switch to false pride. Trying to get you to remember what you had, he's Pete White, he was a radio dj! He'll rant and rave about hoe great life is now when he knoes you're in earshot, making up more and more ridiculous claims. Anything to keep your attention on HIM. At his core, Pete craves the spotlight, to feel valued, above. Eventually, either he or Billy begging you to come back will wear you down, and then he's right as rain. Till then, the least you can do is pick up your phone.
"You have *one* missed message. *BEEP* H-heya, fella. It's Pete. Your Petey. Your baby..." There's a sniffing sound, you suspect he's high again. "I'm just soooo, so lost without ya, and Billy's being a real dick ta me. About my drinking and my booger sugar. I mean, I don't wanna do all this stuff I just don't know how ta cope without ya here. I think maybe for his sake, and for mine, ya know, you should just come down here. I'll sober up and we can all hang out, everyone's happy!" His mood is shifting rapidly, you can tell the coke is taking effect as his speech has sped up, he's rambling.
"Whattya mean no? come on, Pally. How long do ya really think ya can avoid me-" You hang up.
4. The Monarch, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
Monarch ranks higher than Pete if only because he has the means to actually be threatening. Similair to when Dr. Girlfriend left, he begins with denial, casting you out. Then, a stage of pride and anger, who needs you? He'll let Sheila comfort him, or if she's angry about him chasing you away, then he'll turn to 21. He will go to the strip club or try interviewing for another third, unbeknownst to Sheila who would never aid in something so petty. Finally, he'll just start menacing you, like a boy on the playground picking on someone he likes.
He'll track you and burn his symbol into your lawn with a laser, use a giant magnet to flip your car over, steal your dog. Just stupid; menacing actions that remind you of how he behaved pre-guild. He will literally never think of you not as his evil ex until you take him back, he will menace you till he's in the ground. However, he never truly brings himself to hurt you.
The ranking is also low because Sheila would let you go, she felt trapped with Phantom limb and doesn't want you feeling the same. She would of course recommend couples counseling, play extra nice. But in the end, she'd let you go. Mic your house, look through your windows at a distance just to ensure you're safe, but she'd leave you alone.
UNLESS, The Monarch is who pushed you away. In that case, you're both freezing him out, she'll paint him the bad guy so you'll stay with her, then slowly wear him down to apologizing so you take them both back. She'll talk about running away together, but she'd never do that. No, she's going to get that whelp of a husband to apologize, and everything will blow over. She'll just withhold 'hanky-panky' till he regents.
"You harlot! YOU DARE LEAVE THE MONARCH, THEN RETURN TO HIS COCOON-"
"That is enough, Malcolm!" A gravelly, unusually angry tone cuts through the air, causing the man to shrink and freeze. "You caused this; apologize!"
"But they- they-" He rubs at his face, crossing his arms like a petulant child. "But pookums!" Another glare.
"Fine. I will... allow you to move back into the home, to return to your place as my lover. You're welcome."
"That is just-" Sheila face palms. "Ridiculous, I mean, not even close. Y/n, sweetie, whether or not you come back, you can have your dog back. I'm so sorry about that."
3. Brock Samson
Like the previous two, Brock is not dangerous to you as a yandere. He also doesn't want you feeling trapped. However, he also knows he has a laundry list of enemies, and he's plenty paranoid from always keeping an eye on the boys. He'll get stuff from Sphinx, old trackers, wire taps, stuff they phased out. When you ask for space, he'll agree and offer to drop off your stuff from his place, only so he can rig wherever you're staying.
It's similair to how he cared for the boys when he was gone, he checks the cameras, tracks your location. When he sees you have someone over, a partner, he won't kill them... usually. He'll threaten them, rough them up BAD, but he won't kill them, not unless they really piss him off. He writes it off as protecting you, as eliminating potential threats. But Brock is smart, he did a background search, this is just some guy from the supermarket. But he'd rather not deal with the ramifications of having to reflect on killing civilians. He'd rather wait a few hours, then call you up after he knows your date when bad and play dumb.
"Hey, uh- It's Brock. Samson. I know, I know, you probably don't wanna hear from me." You hear a slight whistling sound, he's no doubt taking a drag off his cigarette. "I've been thinking, I miss ya. I know you wanted space, I just thought we could get a drink. No pressure, I can ask doc-" as if on cue, you sob into the phone about how awful its been, how you've tried to get back into dating to be ghosted over and over.
"Geez, you know I'm not great at all this eh- mushy stuff." He clears his throat, in that way he dkes when suppressing a smile at something embarrassing, like the boys falling over and getting hurt. "But those guys are idiots if they don't wanna go out with you. Cmon, I'll pick you up, like old times. Grab your coat." As he hangs uo, you swear you can hear a car horn. Was he on the road when he called?
The most dangerous thing he'll do is erase your memories, only as a last resort. Should you discover why you've been being ghosted, he'll throw you in that chamber before you can even confront him. He can handle you not being with him, in a way absence makes the heart grow fonder. But having you hate him? No, that's not gonna happen. He can't, won't let it happen. He'll wipe you till your brain is mush if it means you still have some fondness for him.
2. Professor Impossible
Safe to say, as a current member of the revenge society, (and a divorcee since Sally left), he's completely lost his mind. He essentially locked Sally up, but with you? It's not 'essentially'. You're surveilled 24/7, either on camera or with him having stretched his neck to wherever you are. His first love got away, and he loved her for vanity, for the pride of being a 'family man!'. He really loves you, and he's getting better at taking time away from the revenge society to humor you, so why do you want to leave!
Oh, so what if he keeps you locked up? The impossible industries tower is state of the art. There's nothing you can get out there you can't get in here! And you get free reign of the basement. No, you don't need to see your parents, he sends them photos and updates all the time. Sometimes. Ocasionally.
"Darling, honey. Please- I'm having a meeting with the society." He calls into the comm, glaring at how Underbheit and Limb snicker at his appeasing voice. "You're having one of your fits, my love, just calm- no-" He steps out of the room, stretching his neck down, down, down to the lowest level. "ENOUGH!" He slams his head in a moment of mania against the doors of your room. You go quiet. "I've got company, honey. So please, just try and relax. You keep having these fits, if you hurt yourself-" He chuckles and runs a hand through his salt and pepper hair.
"I'd have to move you to a more secure place; like a cell. You don't want to end up like Cody, surely?" You go quiet.
"I thought so." Through the door you can hear the rubbery sound of him stretching back to the meeting. "I'll be down with dinner later, okay? Play nice down here!"
He plays it 'cool', brushing you off, but hid actions tell you he's angry. Fine, go. But let him give you a taste of what life without him would be. He'll lock you up in some dark corner of the house, no visitations, cameras on you at all times. Food once a day, of poor, sloppy quality. Isolation, darkness, the cold. All thinga a supervillains associated would surely endure should they leave their benefactor. You'd be shipped off to jail before you could blink!
He'd never lay a hand on you, since he technically doesn't have one. He thinks it ungentlmanly to strike his partner. Yet he's not above psychological torture, or harming those close to you. In fact, he enjoys it, the idea of beinf both your protector and tormentor. How deliciously wicked.
"Oh, shh, shh, shh. I know, I know. You two were peas in a pod, hm?" He squishes your face between his invisible fingers, you can feel your skin tingle with electricity, a present threat. "And it's a shame they had to die, but you know me. You know my ideals, my work. My... grand design." He sighs, thinking wistfully on his dream for the revenge society. "And if you leave me, you'd be hurting me. As a hurt man, I'd get revenge, simple cause and effect. And I know you're smart enough to understand that going after loved ones is textbook revenge." He pouts, tilting his head in mock curiosity and pity. "But, remember, you're a wonderful person." It seems like a tonal shift, till the other shoe drops. "With lots of people drawn to that. So, this doesn't have to happen again, yes?" He waits for you to nod, defeated, before standing and wiping his hands.
"Good, good. A few more hours in here will do you good. I'll clean up the mess, I'm not cruel. Once all this business is done with, you can make it up to me in the bedroom." He gives you a sickening wink.
"Till then, my heart."
Honorable mention: Molotov Cocktease.
Probably actually the worst, because she'll just kill you. You don't want to be with her? Clearly to dumb to even be left alive, so she'll end you quick before someone else gets the satisfaction.
I was re-reading your Poly! Dr. Mrs. The Monarch / The Monarch headcanons (i rotoscope it in my brain like a beloved artifact), and I cant help, but think how insufferable The Monarch would be next time he encounters Dr. Venture. Just this scrawny guy puffing up his chest and smirking wildly because he can pull not ONE, but TWO bad bitches (Showing them off in his signature colours). Meanwhile, Dr. Venture, you are a lonely loser who can pull no bitches. TAKE THAT!!!
"This is completely ridiculous-"
"SO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, VENTURE! Sic your boyfriend on me- oh wait, you can't- because this isn't technically arching!"
It's been around ten minutes, though it feels like hours for Rusty. He was perfectly willing to just sit and walloe in his sadness, watch a porno and eat a gallon of ice cream. Unfortunately fate had other ideas, and the Monarch has been screaming on his lawn about his luck in love.
"What point are you trying to prove here? So I'm alone on valentines, at least I'm not wearing a butterfly costume and standing on the lawn of the man I'm STALKING. If you really have women to spare, why don't you go out with them?"
"Of course I'm going out with them, you loveless loon." He rolls his eyes and jabs a thumb towards the monarch-mobile behind him. "They're waiting in the car."
Back in the car, you tap your fingers on the car handle, waiting. "So... how much longer will he be?"
"Could go on for a while, I keep magazines in the back pocket of the seat. You'd betta just get cozy." Dr. Girlfriend suggests, handing you a cosmo. You thank her, and crack it open, before you hear a huff.
do u plan to write more about izichiel or benjamin sometime? ππ
they r spinning around in my head like a microwaveβ¦
So I actually have been on a Dogma kick (there's a character in that movie that is pretty much who I entirely based Izechiel off of), so its not out of the question, I'm just not sure what scenarios to write for him right now. Send any ideas in, I'd love to hear them β€οΈ!
I loved the Dean and Hank post you made, it was so sweet and now I need more π there isn't enough platonic fics with those two :(
Thank you! I wanted to do them first because those boys need a father/mother figure so bad, and as much as I love Brock he's just not always the best example for them. I really think the bond they have with each other in early seasons is so sweet, and I wish we got to see how they would be with an actual functioning adult. Of course, we never will, that's the curse of being born a Venture.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
β Live Streamingβ Interactive Chatβ Private Showsβ HD Qualityβ Free Actions
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Any chance of yandere!handymen again, or yandere!mafia bros or has venture Bros taken over your brain for a while π
We will definetly get them, its simply that venture bros has taken over my brain, lol. I'm always happy to hear people like Billy and tucker though, and I may do a drabble soon with the Bianci brofhers. It is a crazy week war work though so who knows!
After seeing your x reader stuff in the Venture Bros tags (thank you for your service btw - I'm sure you hear this all the time but it's always nice to see people still talking about/writing fics for this show ESPECIALLY x reader ones (the yandere stuff is just the cherry on top :3)), this isn't a request, but I was wondering if you were interested in any other older adult swim shows like Metalocalypse or Superjail perhaps (not for writing necessarily, just to watch)?
I grew up watching a lot of these shows myself, and after hearing the news about the new Robot Chicken special coming out, I have been rewatching both Metalocalypse and Venture Bros the past few days - which led me to your stuff while browsing the tags lol - and was wondering if you yourself are excited for the special/plan on watching it?
If not, I understand lol BUT after not having anything new for my favorite cancelled shows I'm willing to take what I can get atpβ¨
I have planned to give metal-pocalypse a watch, and I'm vaguely aware of superjail? I'll definitely consider it if I get around to watching it.
Thanks so much for the compliments, I love writing for venture bros!
I've genuinely never seen venture bros x reader content, especially yandere. You're a real trailblazer I salute you soldier π«‘. If you would ever be willing to write for a yandere Billy and Pete, my life is yours.
(p.s Your writing always hits I love it so much.)
YEEEEEEEEESSSSS! PETE AND BILLY ASK! I used to pray for times like these!
In all seriousness, thank you so much for the compliment! Despite my off and on writers block lately I really do like writing for this fandom; every character is such a unique person to write.
Side note, but I'm a huge doll collector, but I rarely ever end up with boy dolls, so out of my dozens upon dozens of dolls the only two male dolls I have are Frank Sinatra and an in box Billy QuizBoy π
As always, send a follow up request or leave a comment if theres anything specific you want to see in the fic!
Some 18+ yandere thoughts about everyone's favorite necromancer.
A/N: Sorry this took a bit, I have been busy with work and getting back to college prep. But I'm excited to write for Orpheus, I really think yandere or not, he's probably the healthiest lover you could take from the Venture bros. franchise.
TW: Typical yandere things, mentions of death (necromancer), mentions of cheating, teenaged daughter of a divorced man, clinginess, insecurity due to past relationships.
πͺͺ As with Rusty, if you and Orpheus are getting close enough to want to advance your relationship, you likely live somewhere on the compound. As an older man, a single father, and a member of the newly formed Order of the Triad, Orpheus doesn't have a lot of free time to get off the compound. Maybe you're a secretary, security, or just someone whose around often. Either way, you'd end up running into the eclectic man from down the way quite a lot. He often brings snacks over for the boys, given no one in the Venture family truly cooks. Perhaps he came by with some food one day, and you happened upon him.
"Ah! Yet another soul adrift within this place; hello." Before you stood a tall and slightly chilling man, with a seran-wrapped plate of mini quiches that seemed comically out of place in his tan hands. He had set the plate aside, and bowed. "I am DR. ORPHEUS! MASTER OF MYSTICISM, CONJURER OF THE COSMOS!" Lightning cracks outside as the man raises his hands up and out, fingers moving to some sort of symbolic pose. Almost as quickly as he had gone into his dramatics, he returned to a formal tone.
"I am a tenant of Mr. Venture, I rent a small parcel of land just off the main abode." He bows once, before grabbing the plate up again. "Are the Venture children around? My pumpkin was spending some time with Hank and Dean and its our usual mealtime-" before you can answer, he looks over your shoulder, calling out wildly to a purple haired teen whose watching Hank try and do a cartwheel with a bemused look. The girl rolls her eyes when she spots him, but smiles despite herself. "Pumpkin, daddy brought dinner! I'm leaving it for you and the boys by entryway, do eat some."
πͺͺ As seen with how he fell for Triana's mother, and how quickly he went all in on the Triad, Orpheus rushes into things without thinking. Despite the masters insistence to look before he leaps, he rather falls, hard and fast.
πͺͺ It likely begins with him making himself avaliable more, whether he's mowing the lawn for the 18th time this week, or volunteering to watch Hank and Dean when Dr. Venture and Brock have somewhere to be. Regardless, you'll be seeing him around more.
"Ah, Y/N! Good morning, I was just taking a constitutional around the grounds. The air is especially calming this morning." The tall professor clears his throat, coughing into his hand before glancing away. " I could use your opinion on something. Dr. Venture has recently taken issue with some of my late night communing with the cosmos. Given you're in his lab more often than not, I was hoping you could offer advice on some soundproofing? While I could care less about disturbing Rusty, I worry about keeping the boys up." He offers you an arm, clad in his usual smoking jacket. "If you would like, I can escort you to mine. I can even make lunch while you're there, I'm sure you aren't eating properly in the main house."
πͺͺ He'd offer his services to you often, teleporting you somewhere should you want a trip or using some enchantments to get your chores done. One day when you found yourself ill, he had burst into the living room. "Y/N! The boys informed me of your misbegotten malady! Yes- i can sense it!" He puts two fingers to his temple, and one hand out forward, as if trying to sense the evil spirit of the sickness. "Ah, a common evil, the flu." He shakes his head. "Worry not, friend. I can make you a cure, my companion from the triad is a alchemical expert and herbalist of great renown."
There's a scoff from across the room, where Rusty is leaned against the bar, sipping a cocktail with a sneer. "What they need is some cold medicine and to buck up. I'm not paying you sick leave unless your dead or bleeding."
"This person is suffering from a physical ailment. Have you no pity, Venture?" Orpheus is aghast, as Rusty just shrugs. "No. But what I do have is along list of chores not getting done and a migraine. Can you magic that away, houdini?"
πͺͺ After a quick argument, Orpheus left to call Al. In all truth, he regrets his grand display. He was mostly showboating, and healing magic isn't his purview. Unless you need resurrecting, he's out of his element. He calls up Al, who take immense pleasure in the favor being asked.
"Ohhhh, so this is the person you've got your medieval undergarments in a twist for. I mean- I usually do heavier duty stuff, but sure, I can make ya a cure. You want one for love sickness too?"
"This is not a laughing matter, Al. My-" He coughs again. "Personal feelings have nothing to do with this. I just hate to see how Venture treats a loyal employee."
"Sure, you old cracker. I bet you reeeeeeallly like how loyal they are-"
"AL!"
"Okay, okay. But really, you don't need me. You wanna impress them so bad, just put some flu medicine in a potion bottle, add some sprite, shake it up. They aren't magic, they won't know. I'm packing for a trip to Casa Mesa, not that you ever ask what *I'm* up to when you call-"
"Of course! Mere medicine, why didn't I think of that! I shall journey to the pharmaceutical realm of CVS! Thank you, Al!" He hangs up before the older man can respond, causing Al to sigh, packing another pair of floral trunks into a case before the phones rings again. "Yes?"
"I may have gotten overexcited. Thank you truly, do have a nice trip."
"Thanks, Byron."
πͺͺ What really seals the deal for Orpheus, taking his infatuation to a full blown obsession, is how you are with Trianna. He feels that when Tatiana, left, despite her occasional checking in, that Triana was unfairly abandoned to an extent. The girl idolizes her mother, and despite her unbothered exterior, she really does hold on to hope that her parents might get back together.
πͺͺ Orpheus had called you, asking if you could keep an eye on his pumpkin, he was attending a sorcerers conference and though he knews the girl could care for herself, he'd rather her at least get one nutritious meal a day and have someone to go to if something goes wrong. It wasn't until he returned back that he spotted you on the couch with the purple haired girl. Usually she'd be out at a party or with friends, so he's pleased to see you both getting along. From around the corner, he peeks.
πͺͺ "So... you're friends with my dad? And you look after Hank and Dean? What's that like?" You laugh, telling her a few ridiculous anecdotes, like how Hank recently had a meltdown because Brock told him if he ate a watermelon seed that he'd grow one in his stomach, something you're sure he would've learned wasn't true if he went to a normal school. "Yeah, that sounds like Hank. I don't know how he made it out of infancy. I mean..." She pauses, grimacing a bit at her knowledge of the boys clone based reality. "I guess I do." She chews on her lip a bit, watching the tv as she thinks.
"So, its dumb, but I really like the movie Splash. Me and my dad watched it a ton when I was a kid. And what's on cable is kinda ass right now. Would you wanna put it on? My dad has popcorn somewhere."
It warms his heart. Triana like most teens has a pretty angsty phase, but she's also always been true to herself and her interests. Splash is her all time favorite, but he doesn't know of her sharing that embarrassing fact with anyone else. In truth, he hates the movie, (its a completely inaccurate depiction of transmogrification in his opinion), he loves watching it with his daughter. Now, seeing her not only sharing it with you, but staying in to spend some time with you, seals the feal that you're perfect for him. For them.
"Pumpkin!" He calls, pretending he just arrived. "I'm home, I saw the car. The house looks lovely!" He makes his way to the couch, and the girl smiles as she puts her cheek against her palm, asually criss crossed. "Yeah, I didn't burn it down or anything. Aren't you proud?"
"Always." He kisses her forehead, making her roll her eyes and push him off with a smile. "Ugh, dad, gross. Save that for Uncle Al, I'm sure he'd be into it."
Soon, you're in the kitchen, while Orpheus makes some popcorn on the stove top. "I cannot express my gratitude enough for you helping watch the house. Triana... has a hard time meshing with people sometimes. I'm glad you're both getting along so well." He shakes some seasoning into the pan, before looking over. "I haye that dreadful movie, but I think it would mean a lot to her if you still stayed to watch the movie still."
Turning, he offers the bowl of freshly made popcorn to you. "In truth.... it would mean a lot to me as well."
πͺͺ A confession from Orpheus would be a lovely affair, but also likely disastrous. When it come to matters of the heart, Orpheus is woefully unsure of what to do. He'd invite you to a dinner he made, with candles and wine, a three course feast. However, after burning the dessert, which He'd NEVER typically do; and knocking over the candles causing a smile fire, you somehow end up on the lawn while he tries to explain to Dr. Venture why the sprinklers went off. You sit on the steps, watching Brock looking at schematics for hoe to turn off the for suppression system. Hank and Dean frolic and play in the sprinklers, and Triana films, occasionally splashing some in there direction while simultaneously acting to cool for this.
"Hey Triana, you look like a racoon, or a panda! Your scary lady make up is all runny."
"Gee, thanks Hank. Just what every girl wants to hear."
πͺͺ After all is said and done, Orpheus approaches, looming high yet looking incredibly small before you. "I apologize. I had planned this evening to exceed your expectations and I'm afraid... that I have failed." He slumps onto the step beside you. "I have never been good at expressing romantic attraction. I had intended to ask you to allow me to court you, or 'date' rather, I suppose people say. But after this nightmare, should you say no I would not blame you for not wishing to saddle yourself with an aged necromancer who can't seem to even pull off a dinner for you." It pains you, you've never seen Orpheus so down on himself, he looks completely broken. He outs his head in his hands, before running them down his face and standing. "If you'd excuse me, I should clean the remnants of dinner, then retire." Before he could go, you'd grabbed his hand, offering a do-over. After all, you do love his cooking, burned or not.
Too emotionally wrecked from the evening to get as flustered as he usually would be, he just breathes a shuddery sigh of relief, wrapping his hands around yours from where it had grabbed his wrist. He placed a single chaste kiss on the top of your palm. "You are ever merciful, my dear. You are far too kind to this old man."
Your do-over date goes much smoother, as you're sure to calm him the whole time, keeping him relaxed enough to focus on cooking and conversation. At the end of the night, he finally confesses the depth of his emotions. "Y/N, from the first time I saw you on this compound, I felt the astral plane quivering in anticipation, I felt as though the ground had split to drag my stomach down towards the center of the VERY EARTH ITSELF-" At your amused expression, he blushes, acknowledging he delves into theatrics when getting carried away. "Ahem, yes, yes. Laugh as you will, you're as bad as my pumpkin, this is serious!" He huffs, exasperated. You wipe at your eyes and apologize before letting him go on. "What I mean is, I feel a great deal of affection for you. You are kind, beautiful, and far smarter and more capable than I feel you or anyone here gives you credit for. I know I am not always the best with handling feelings, but since my wife I've gotten so much better. And I should hope if given the chance, you would allow me to worship you as you deserve." He takes both of your hands. "Would you he mine as I am already yours?"
πͺͺ From there, the relationship takes off. You both work during the day, then you leave the Venture home to come to his at the end of each workday. He's usually got dinner ready, wearing those silly pink oven mitts. He insists on family dinners now, with him you and ocasionally Triana discussing the day. After dinner, you both clean up, then retire to his study. He'll read to you, or you'll read to him. Some nights you put on bad reality tv for him; he seems to greatly enjoy it. "Now, my love, explain to me again why these house-women are fighting for the attention of this boy of the pool?"
You explain the scandalous stereotype of an older housewife sleeping with a much younger man who works on the house, much to his shock.
"Good lord!" He suddenly exclaims after a few minutes, hands in the air and aghast. "Is that what our relationship looks like?!"
πͺͺ He's a frequent user of pet names, expect 'Darling, dearest, my beloved' to be used often. He is also big on restrained PDA, chaste kisses and holding hands while out and about. This suits you just fine, but not Triana. "Oh, gross. Gag me." She points a finger down her throat anytime the two of you do anything kissy-missy in front of her.
πͺͺ He wants to show you off to all his friends, especially considering how much shit the Triad gave him for pining for you. "Y/N, Y/N, you gotta hear this." The Alchemist covers his mouth with a snicker, waving you over one night after the Triad stopped by for drinks. "We-we had a mission, at some strip club, yeah? So this guy thinks he can cast all his spells with a hand over his eyes. He's stumbling into everything."
"There were half nude women there, I was respecting myself and my partner as a taken man!"
"I was looking around more than him, and I'm the gay one. Shit, so was Jefferson." Al points to the dinner table where a tired jefferson rolls his double colored eyes, nursing a glass of scotch.
"I was scanning, we had a job to do. There's a time and place for trawling for ass, and that's after you make sure none of those fine women are blackulas." He scolds. "Which very well could have been the case. We'll never know, cause Mr. Three Blind Mice over here walked himself into a VIP table and got our asses tossed out." He jabs a thumb at Orpheus.
You frown, looking at Al, who takes another swig of his drink. "I never said we *finished* the mission. Just thay we went on one."
πͺͺ The only person you suspect he loves more than you and Triana is his kitty, Simba. He's got cat toys throught the house, and the nicest scratching post money can buy. He often pretends not to be jealous Simba loves you as much as he does, especially given how much He's given that wicked feline.
Nsfw below:
Orpheus is a fiend for you, he worships you in the sheets as much as he does during the day. You can imagine he's a very amorous lover, caressing and kissing every part of you before he even considers beginning.
πͺͺHe's very good with his hands; half of his spells require very intense gestures and invocations, so that dexterity carries over into the bedroom.
πͺͺ He's very vanilla at first. He's not against being wilder persay, but he's old fashioned in a lot of ways, and that means encouraging him. His secret shame is his love for role-playing. He would confess to you that he likes the idea of you pretending to be some arch villain, or an eager disciple seeking to learn magic from him, at *any* cost. You must absolutely not break character though, not matter how dumb or ridiculous his dirty talk is. He will get so flustered he'll shut down, red and embarrassed. It will take you a solid half hour of assuring him you like it to get him ready to go again.
πͺͺ Aftercare is just as important to him as the sex, if not his favorite part. He'll drag you to the tub, and just enjoy laying in the warm water with you, holding you in his arms. However, if you're still feeling it, this is the very best time to try and rile him for a round two... just slide a hand beneath the surface and watch as he shivers. "Had I known how insatiable you were, I would not have pursued you and suggested you go for a younger man." He chuckles. "Well, I suppose I've made my bed, and I must lie in it. Or rather-" You splash him before he finishes his awful pun.
πͺͺ As far as his yandere tendencies go, he's both jealousy and possessive. He lost a wife once, and while he admits its his fault, it will not happen again.
πͺͺ He's got a tracking medallion, cleverly disguised as a lovely necklace he got you. He has lots of... well, at least one enemy! What if you got sent to the torrid zone! He's more worried about you getting into something awful while out with the Ventures.
πͺͺ Anyone who upsets you, harasses you or whom he thinks you're getting to close too, there's various degrees of how he'll lash out. If someone harasses you on the street, he'll make a big scene before turning the man into a frog. If it's someone who he thinks you're getting to close to, he gets petty. Rounds of the Triad claiming he 'senses' a great evil.
"Yes, this man possess a devilish aura. Something about him upsets the cosmos." Both Jefferson and Al share a look. "So, what should we do, triad brothers? Curse his descendants, raise his childhood bully from the beyond, um... egg his domicile?" Triana taught him that one.
"All this because he messaged your partner on Facebook about some old venture tech for sale? Shit, I could be out hunting blackulas right now. People are being eaten, Byron!" Jefferson spits, standing up and putting two hands out. "I love ya man, but this one's on you."
"Fine! Be that way! Let the cosmo render itself asunder because you could not heed its warnings!"
"Whatever, man."
Orpheus slumps, before hearing a low whistle from the otherside of the car. He turns to see Al looking over the car hood and into the guys window. "Hellllo. This guy's a looker, hey Byron, if they don't want him, I'll take a piece."
"You're still here?" He seems suprised; as typically Al leaves when Jefferson gets fed up. "You believe my warnings?"
"No, absolutely not. I think you're nuts, but I got a free evening and you're my ride here. So are we gonna nail this guy or no? Kneelin' behind this car is killing my knees."
πͺͺ Orpheus is easily the best lover out of the main cast. He's attentive, chivalrous, and a romantic at heart. As long as you love him as he loves you, you rarely ever disagree. He'll bend over backwards to please you, but please- do not ever leave him. He's fragile. We know from the show that he wiped Triana's mind everytime she met the master or learned Hank and Dean were clones before the incident. He does not want to something drastic, but after the state his wife left him in, he believes he truly would die if you walked out that door. For his sake and yours, be his forever after.
Hey girlies, off topic from my usual content, but I, as a girl, spend a lot of time engaging with classic girly media (Barbie, Bratz, sterotypical girly video games), and I just discovered this independent indie digital magazine run by a group of girls called 'So Diva!'.
It's an amazing project with up to date content on all things 'girly', such as movies, upcoming doll lines, video games, and more. I think its a really awesome project so give there site some views!
(I am in no way associated with the project, but I hate to imagine this project not getting the attention it deserves!)
Click here to enter girl world!
EDIT: They also have a ko-fi it looks like! Here it is)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
β Live Streamingβ Interactive Chatβ Private Showsβ HD Qualityβ Free Actions
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
I was the one who requested the rusty hcs!! Your writing is amazing, i dont think ive seen many blogs that nail the Venture Bros characters and their quirks quite like you do :) plus thank you for the monarch AND Sheila hcs, everybody is sleeping on Dr. Mrs The Monarch π also BYRON ORPHEUS MENTIONED π£π£βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ I JUST JUMPED FOR JOY!!
Omg, I'm so sorry I didn't spot this in the ask box, thank you so much for the compliments! I pride myself on trying to get characterization accurate, so it makes me so happy to see that everyone like the way I write them! Still working on my Orpheus fic, but I'm cooking along.
As for the Monarch and Sheila, I would never bang a married man...
Hi (^-^)/ I love your venture bros content! The dialogue is so spot on, I could literally hear the characters voices when I was reading (* >Ο<) this might be a little obscure but could I request copycat? He's so smooth ( β§ββ¦)
I am still watching the show, so I have not got to copycat yet, but you bet once I do I'll write for him, just for you anon!
Your venture bros x reader content is so cool!!! Can I request anything with Dr.Killinger? he's such an interesting character (β .β β ββ β α΄β β ββ .β )
"-And this is my magic murder bag."
Of course, if you wanna see anything specific let me know in the comments or by sending another ask in! He is a very fun character, like a villain fairy godmother...
Also, stuff is being written, just not formatted on Tumblr yet, I got new press ons and so I have to type on a physical keyboard. Since I use mobile Tumblr, stuff is taking a bit.
please pleASE PLEASE. Im on my hands and knees. PLEASE write for Dr. Orpheus. He's one of the characters I've had a crush on for the longest time and i dont think he gets appreciated enough. I just want to be his and have him cook me delicious canapes and watch his theatrical ass just ramble about the dark arts while being a homebody. And then have a kiki with the alchemist about this fineass man being the best boyfriend/husband. (I would even get redhair cause I know this man has thing for redheads or even roleplay being his "nemisis".) Im so down bad for him
AAAAAAAAAAH! I'm screaming, lemme tell you. Aside from Billy and Pete, my absolute FAVORITE man on the show is Orpheus. I also believe out of everyone on the show that he would make the best lover, yandere or not, hands down. I have been WAITING for an Orpheus request, ask and ye shall receive.
There will also be some Trianna, because she's a good girl, she just needs another parent ro balance her dad's weirdness out.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
β Live Streamingβ Interactive Chatβ Private Showsβ HD Qualityβ Free Actions
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Hi! I'm the one who requested the Monarch / Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and I just want to say how happy it made me. You are so absolutely talented. I literally could imagine them having these conversations. You're ability to write dialogue is mind-blowing. Also, thank you for adding the 21/24 scene. I was giggling and kicking my feet.
Ahhhh! Thank you so much, they were a lot of fun to write for. I just finished season three of Venture bros and I wrote that while mourning 24, god rest his immortal soul.
I love writing dialogue, but I find it sometimes struggle to write non-dialogue prose, so I always give characters speech my all! Thank you for the fun request and the compliments.
hi!! I love ur oc Joey <3 I was curious how he would react if the reader tried to break up with him in like a public place and made a whole big deal out of it??
Also I can't seem to find the original fic for Joey, is there a link?? Tyty ^_^
I'm mostly doing venture bros right now, but I will add your request to the joey list! As for not seeing the fic, you may have to turn on mature content in settings, I believe its flagged.
