Who Fucks

Yousuke Shibazaki aka Ojisan (Isekai Ojisan) definitely has not, does not, can not and will not fuck.

Any insinuation to the contrary is elven propaganda.

This mans ability to be an isekai protag chick magnet despite his looks and his complete inability to actually act on it can not be understated.

Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk Franchise) fucks. Probably. I’m sure he does.

Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear) definitely fucked. Once, probably. But now he fucks again, probably. Thanks, Rev2.

Lore Spoilers for those who care about an explaination: Sol was in a relationship with Aria, who became the Ultimate Weapon Justice. They have a child, so he definitely fucked at least once. At the end of Rev2, even though Justice has been dead for years, magic shenanigans lead to Aria being revived (As herself, not as Justice) and that was the last bit of story we got. We can’t say for sure if Sol and Aria got together again until Guilty Gear Strive comes out, but I think it’s save to say that he does, indeed, fuck again.