being asked what i want for my birthday and suddenly I'm a minimalist who has never had a material want in my whole life

[ID: An embroidery hoop depicting a sheep eating green thread which flows from a geometric floral pattern in varying shades of green across the hoop. The sheep's black parts are cross-stitched; the rest of the piece is done in back stitch.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

World Heritage Post

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

HR says i have to stop recreating a knight/lord dynamic with my boss.

obviously, i won’t stand for this dishonor on his name. I ride against Kathy of HR at dawn, and my death or my victory will prove the just cause

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you