The Whispering Obelisk

they’re saying the next popemobile will have machine gun turrets and be programmed to keep him alive at any cost

Is it fueled by blood?

we can only hope

Tumblr has a fun magic feature where an innocuous statement can spawn a new entity either to punctuate a joke or to spring forth a fully formed mirror nemesis to the OP

This is why you can never make up a tumblr user without speaking them into existence

That's kind of silly. Imagine creating a whole new tumblr account just because somebody, like, left out a comma in a post.

Well, some wizards are more powerful than others. Evil Wizard need only brush against a concept to make real its existence on tumblr

i just wish the frightening ghoul would say something. for once. the silence is more disconcerting than anything it might say

For in its silence, the ghoul says everything, it speaks of lost love, of your greatest sin, of things not done, and of horses.

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h-horses?

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Item: incomprehensible hovering dark pillar that burns away sickness with beams of light

@whisperingobelisk

president whispering obelisk has declared “the death of all light” and “executive control over the weeping”

But how's the economy goin?

also bad

I feel like it should be bigger news that in 2024 we found out a whole new category of Thing that apparently lives in humans and we have no fucking clue what it does