The Mess

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

This is the single funniest video on the Internet