whiskey tango

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

existing is exhausting 

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

Where my introverts at?

home

me??? upset???? yes constantly

if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

instead of arguing whether pineapples should be on pizzas or not, we should all stand united in order to combat the real evil which is sparkling water

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

how am i supposed to be a stone cold bitch if i still believe that my stuffed animals have feelings

female safety > male feelings