@whiskersofthenight

We have got to get sluttier clothing for straight guys. The standard for sexy straight dude clothes is literally sweat pants. Straight women are starving to death!!! We need to save them!

We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way

why you bake me

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

беба