Eterna City Girl Dreaming of Adventure! (pokeblogging rp // mostly SFW but no promises // blanket unreality warning // main blog (NSFW) @astralikacastle)
Okay yep yeah mhm okay I have woken up twice now to this being real. I'm going to make an intro post to get used to writing with a stylus and without thumbs.
Hello, my name is Lily Westbrook. Hopefully. I don't know how this works. I definitely still go by she/her.
I used to live in Eterna City. I wanted to meet my first ever pokemon buddy, so I went into Eterna Forest last night. Something happened, and I think someone had my phone while I was out?
If I take a photo maybe y'all will believe me, but I'm a Buizel now. Hold on, maybe I ca
[An image is attached.]
[Image ID: A poorly angled selfie of a Buizel, wearing a flower accessory. The Eterna Forest's Old Chateau can be seen in the background.]
n add a photo oh gods why did it put it in the middle like that I'm not fixing that
I still don't know why all my writing is orange. Is it because I'm a pokemon now? Is my phone playing pranks on me is that a thing that can happen
UPDATE: Turns out I'm a girl buizel and this was the best worst thing to ever happen to me. I still don't know if anyone in Eterna City will be able to figure out what happened to me, or if they'll even believe me, but I just. I'm so happy, guys.
Double UPDATE: I kinda feel like how I feel about life is going to keep drifting away from the tone of my original intro post but like. It feels weird to make a new one so I'mma just... leave it like that I think. For now. Important note: I'm no longer in Eterna, but headed to live in Goldenrod.
Triple UPDATE: I was able to figure out why my text was getting orange'd, and also was told that it was messing with some people's ability to read things I wrote, so I was able to apply that fix to the text. Though uhhh. I'm still leaving that mess in there. It's funny to me.
//OOC under the cut
//Hello! This is Astra (she/they) from my main (NSFW) @astralikacastle. This is a character I've had in my head for a long time, though my kinda fucked up brain doesn't quite know where to take it after the prologue.
//But basically, forever in my head I've had 'what if someone got turned into a pokemon and they had to deal with that and how it made them feel about gender' and now it's here. =3
//I do prommy to try to keep this blog as SFW as possible, though where the line between Mildly Suggestive and NSFW lies isn't always the same for everyone (especially with how Tumblr's been treatin' trans folk lately) so I'm not making guarantees, just promises to try.
//I should like. Keep track of Lily's 'inventory' huh
Lily's old human clothes
Buizel-sized Ballgown
Comm-Everstone Choker (See Below) (Worn)
Phone (obviously)
Book about Legendaries for Studying
Flexi-grip phone tripod
Poffins and berries
Trans flag bandana (Worn)
Hoopa-Ring-Alike Bracelets (Worn)
Thigh-highs (didn't decide on a pattern for these oops) (Worn)
Lily-flower pin (Worn)
Pink Ribbon (Worn under above pin)
Sunglasses! B3
Sylvie (Sylveon Plush)
Toki (Togekiss Plush)
Blahåj (Blahåj)
6" Buizel Plush!
JigglypuffPikachu Hybrid Plush!?
Large pink bag (where plush friends live) w/ Waterproofing
Box o' Buizelnip (Lovingly referred to as Bui-Weed)
Always kept in Lily's room at Gen's home:
Figurine of Lily and Gen
Buizel-sized Piano
//And her moveset!
Protect
Agility
Water Gun
Surf
Baton Pass
Rain Dance
Aqua Jet
Aqua Ring [Glitch?]
Thief
Minimize [Glitch!]
ABILITY: Rattled
//What is the Comm-Everstone?
The Comm-Everstone is an Everstone, small enough to act as the 'gem' of a choker, and enchanted by Laplace to duplicate the effects of a sci-fi Translator.
The stone translates Lily's buizel-chitter Poke-Speech and emits an ethereal voice that repeats her words in Human Speech. Whichever voice the listener best understands is brought to the forefront of their perception, preventing any 'cross-talk' from obscuring her words.
Notably, it is still quite obvious to the listener that these words are being translated, and not simply Imparting Understanding.
(Though, it being magic may be a little unsettling, still.)
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basically my position is that landlords should die until my siblings aren't forced into soliciting donations online for basic necessities like food and shelter and medicine. i do not consider this any more extreme than the popular position that poor people should suffer and die en masse so landlords can keep getting paid for doing fucking nothing.
if the only difference between an economic regime and the literal mafia is a legal document and some uniforms then i don't think there's much of a difference at all. if they can send muscle to your door to intimidate you, to harass and assault you, to take your belongings and to throw you out onto the street then you are being extorted. they provide nothing. they exist as parasites on the working class, leveraging the threat of homelessness to pay off their mortgages with your wages. you are absolutely correct to interpret this as a system of state-regulated violence against you. you can and should hate them for this.
you can tell the economy's going great lmao. all these notes and so far not a whisper of disagreement with my "kill all landlords" policy. one person correctly pointed out that my demands actually don't go far enough
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Pelipper mail!
It’s a portable CD player that spins when on. There’s a CD inside with only one song, that being “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record).” The Bui shall never feel the dizzies again.
Aa! I'll hafta find more CDs, obvs. Thanks, anonymous sender! Thanks, Pelipper!
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....well that seems like an osha violation. or at least a sinnohans with disabilities act violation. is this an actual concern that people with heart conditions need to watch out for, or is it just the fearmongering that surrounds absol?
Absol are extremely sensitive to even minute changes in the air and land, and is thought to have particularly strong magnetic receptors, especially in its horn-like organ. Absol is also known to appear to try to warn people of danger, such as natural disasters or calamities.
If its senses are heightened by Mega Evolution, and its basic nature of trying to warn people remains the same, it is likely that it could sense someone's heart condition was about to flare up, in the same manner an Audino would. It appears to try to warn the person, and thus is yet again blamed for the disaster it was trying to warn of.
In the worst case, it would simply be no more than the surprise of the Mega Absol's appearance, and any similar surprise could have triggered a heart issue.
So given my personal history it's prolly not that impressive but I was in Sinnoh for over 3 decades and I have...
Never seen a 'mega' any pokemon? I remember hearing about them in news at some point but like. This feels like a case where obviously it's gonna be real easy for someone to faint from seeing a mega absol, that's probably like meeting santa. Like sure, you know he's real, but nobody meets the guy. It's like that candy commercial!
....well that seems like an osha violation. or at least a sinnohans with disabilities act violation. is this an actual concern that people with heart conditions need to watch out for, or is it just the fearmongering that surrounds absol?
Absol are extremely sensitive to even minute changes in the air and land, and is thought to have particularly strong magnetic receptors, especially in its horn-like organ. Absol is also known to appear to try to warn people of danger, such as natural disasters or calamities.
If its senses are heightened by Mega Evolution, and its basic nature of trying to warn people remains the same, it is likely that it could sense someone's heart condition was about to flare up, in the same manner an Audino would. It appears to try to warn the person, and thus is yet again blamed for the disaster it was trying to warn of.
In the worst case, it would simply be no more than the surprise of the Mega Absol's appearance, and any similar surprise could have triggered a heart issue.
So given my personal history it's prolly not that impressive but I was in Sinnoh for over 3 decades and I have...
Never seen a 'mega' any pokemon? I remember hearing about them in news at some point but like. This feels like a case where obviously it's gonna be real easy for someone to faint from seeing a mega absol, that's probably like meeting santa. Like sure, you know he's real, but nobody meets the guy. It's like that candy commercial!
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Question for Rotomblr. Generally speaking, how many cups of coffee do you drink in a day?
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Voting ended onMay 7, 2024
Feel free to justify your answers in the reblogs and comments. I'm aware not everyone drinks coffee predominantly (including me) but I'm too lazy to make a poll for tea drinkers when I'm mostly doing this to prove a point that some people drink too much.
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