MOVED

I’m gonna be trying to get back into the swing of things so I might reblog some starter prompts tonight & schedule some for later dates. I’ll also try sending some in to other people if I manage to see anyone reblog any!

“Where has all the eggnog gone?”

“Do you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?”

“The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.”

“I bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!”

“I have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.”

“I think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.”

“This is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.”

“We can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This year’s is for our future baby.”

“Can you help me put the star on top of the tree?”

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“Is this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?”

“Everyone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.”

“If I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.”

“You have sprinkles in your hair.”

“Did you know that candy canes don’t actually taste as magical as they look?”

“Let’s go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!”

“What did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!”

“Is your family coming over for Christmas?”

“Can you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.”

“It’s snowing on Christmas!”

“Can we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?”

“Please hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.”

“Go ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.”

“You’re my best Christmas present this year.”

“I think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.”

“How about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?”

“We should do a Secret Santa with the others!”

“TURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!”

“I’m Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.”

“I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.”

if you focus on what you left behind, you’ll never see what lies ahead.

last night, i experienced something new.

you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from.

only the fearless can be great.

take a good long look.

we must live carefully.

when all is said and done, we’re all we’ve got.

you’re telling me that the future can only be more of this?

this is the way things are. you can’t change nature.

where are you going?

do you know what you’d like this evening?

which one would you like?

i’ll make you a deal.

you’re slow for someone in the fast lane.

i will return tomorrow night with high expectations.

pray you don’t disappoint me.

every second counts!

no one knows for sure.

i defrauded a major corporation.

i robbed the second largest bank in france using only a ball-point pen.

i killed a man… with this thumb!

no, i don’t think anyone can do it.

wait. you read?

i don’t like secrets.

it’s like you’re involving me in crime, and i let you. why do i let you?

thank you, by the way, for all the advice.

don’t look at me like that!

you’re aren’t the only one who’s trapped.

you’re the one who was getting fancy with the spices!

i need this job. i’ve lost so many.

did you nod? have you been nodding?

you understand me? so i’m not crazy!

look, don’t be so modest.

whatever you did, they liked it.

do you think you could… do it again?

i’m going to let you out now.

regrettably, we are all out of wine.

uh… excuse me a moment?

i think it’s apparent that i need to rethink my life a little bit.

if you are what you eat, then i only want to eat the good stuff.

look at him out there, pretending to be an idiot!

should i be concerned about this? about you?

i would have followed your advice to the ends of the earth.

so, we have given up.

you are better than that.

food will always come to those who love to cook.

why do you care?

you can smell all that?

now don’t you feel better?

it isn’t stealing if no one wants it.

let’s just say we have different points of view.

i don’t really drink, you know.

why are you walking like that?

what are you blathering about?

that storm’s getting closer.

always do something unexpected.

welcome to hell.

we gotta figure something else out.

so this is it. it’s not much but it’s, y’know. not much.

well, i just lost my family. all my friends. probably forever.

why am i talking to you?