''ian what you and i have makes me free''

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listen i get the whole privacy thing but when you’re in public on the beach staring at the cameras…..everyone knows when they go down to the beach in mexico everyone gets photographed….literally every celebrity that’s down in mexico…gets photographed.

…there’s a lot to look at. you see the top going off. you see them look at the camera. then you see them just sitting there.

…i don’t think there’s any way they did not see the camera she would have covered up quickly. and she didn’t….it’s for one for him to tweet about privacy…

…i think there’s a game that needs to be played with celebs and paps. paps need celebs. and celebs need paps.

…i think with anyone you want to stay relevant, you want to stay in the media, and paps provide that for people.

…you put yourself in the position to be seen and you can’t complain about that.

…do you remember when paris and nicole were on top of the world. i found it really funny. she went on tyra banks’ show and she sat there and complained about paps following her around and trailing her…what people didn’t know is that she used to take her car…and drive down by where paps were…a lot of celebs will play the poor me role even though they ask for it or want it.

…“uh he isn’t that famous outside the fandom” uh of course he is he’s part of the biggest boyband in teh world…he’s not on the D list at all! what are you talking about…one direction is the biggest band in the world right now.

…i did not say they called the paps do not get me wrong i also said they know the paps are there you see them looking directly there.

…“"simon takes louis to do all these pr stunts to ruin his image because 1d are leaving him”“…

…can we point out one other thing. she is in mexico with her bf who is crazy famous who is crazy rich who brought out the booze…why is she so miserable?

…he doesn’t look super happy either but she looks so sad she looks like she’s about to cry.

…[talking about how it could be resting bitch face but how she looks more mad and sad than anything else so probably not]

…you don’t need to look ecstatic but she looks really sad.

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Calling paparazzi

Closeting

Forced closeting

Bearding

Long-term bearding

Body language

Mirroring

NDAs

Image rights in contracts

Social media managers

PR relationships

Arranged leaks/hacks of information

Queer coding

Celebrities lying about their personal lives

Media training

Us: Louis, are you aware, sir, that there are approximately 1,700 individual paparazzi shots of you taken in the last 133 days. On average, that’s 12.5 per day every day since New Year’s Day.

Louis: 

Us: Louis, we have to ask. Do you know what a camera is? Do you know what a photographer looks like when he’s taking pictures? 

Louis: 

Just in case people didn’t understand this commercial

To anyone that isn’t a biased fan that covers the sun with their finger, Louis is a fame hungry ex-boyband member, desperate for some attention after his money machine ended. Desperate enough to sell out his kid on the small frame of time he has with him and to purposefully pose with his topless girlfriend, only to claim privacy and act ridiculously indignant later.

He has not tweeted ONCE to defend his child, he has not asked his rep ONCE to deny scandalous statements such as not having done a DNA test, his baby’s mum being a gold digger or having a complicated custody battle that barely allows him to see his son. He, himself, has made no statements either.

This looks AWFUL, I can’t stress it enough: IT LOOKS AWFUL to anyone unbiased paying attention.

To make matters worse his visibility has increased ZERO since January 2015. It’s actually DECREASED. People still don’t know who he is.

me:

8:06 AM PST - TMZ posts exclusive photos of Louis & topless Danielle in Mexico on website and on Twitter

8:07 AM - 11:20 AM - Radio silence

11:20 AM PST - TMZ segment on Louis & pictures air

11:21 AM PST - Louis tweets seconds after TMZ Live segment airs

TMZ breaks a story, TMZ employee makes statement implying that it looks set up.