When in KL

The bizarre phenomenon of condensation forming on the *outside* of the window in tropical climes

When half of KL is blocked up because they close half the roads just for Obama.

Oh it’s raining again? Lemme get out my trusty handy portable umbrella.

The Crown Prince of Johor’s amazing blunt and to the point statements tho.

People spending foreign currencies in Malaysia right now:

Waiting for the KTM when it’s pouring with rain.

hi! what are your top mamak orders?! :)

Member of Parliament denies eating eggs of an endangered and protected species of turtle. Photos of him eating the eggs surface. He says he will consider suing the person who took the photo.

When you step outside and it’s pouring down with rain, and you tell your friend that you forgot to pack an umbrella.

When I ask people when the currency is finally going to recover.

Every time you read a news *article* (i.e. Ctrl C+V Government press release) which says that Malaysia’s *economic fundamentals* are strong.

When Najib says that the country’s foreign reserves are sufficient.

With love from KL.

When people tell me they’re gonna miss me when I leave...

What it feels like to binge on banana leaf for lunch.

When you call up the bank/whatever and press 1 for English, but you’re greeted with “Selamat pagi, bagaimana boleh saya bantu?”

You wanna go to Ikea on a weekend?