When in Cambridge

how you could describe your productivity

when you’re trapped in the library all day

when your first dissertation draft goes well

when someone suggests you stop moaning about your work

when you remember trump will soon be in power

when you remember drunk emailing your supervisor

downing pints of water when you get in drunk

when you manage to finish half an hour before the deadline

when you’re drowning in responsabilities

when you wake up craving coffee

when you run out of groceries

when your supervision gets cancelled at the last minute

when you get caught steeling food

when you listen to freshers complaining about their essay crises

when you first got into cambridge

when a supervision leaves you feeling low

when your supervisor asks how your reading went over christmas